I'd been following her for 3 long blocks, drunk as a skunk on Bourbon Street until she slipped into a dim lite Bar. I knew if I ordered a Michelob in this place it would be Milwaukee's Best but I ordered one anyway at a table, near the door. She continued walking to the bar and it was then that I looked up her skirt and noticed her package had dropped.
It's always important to LOOK!!!
Just saying.