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Today's Toons 9/23/19
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Bernie Sanders weaved Hurricane Dorian into his stump speech Tuesday. He loves to freshen up his act with new jokes. Bernie warned that Dorian is proof that climate change is a clear and present danger, and who'd know better than the only man who has lived through the last two Ice Ages.

Joe Biden startled his audience in New Hampshire by going onstage with his left eye completely red from a busted blood vessel. It was a nice diversion from his usual forgetfulness. Joe Biden's memory is getting so bad lately that I'm pretty sure he could plan his own Surprise Party.

WalMart solemnly discontinued the sale of certain ammunition, intending to stop these mass shootings staged by deranged individuals. The virtue-signaling gets even better. Not to be outdone, Target announced they will discontinue the sale of auto parts in order to put an end to car accidents.

President Trump was confronted by House Democrats back to work this week whose left wing is hell-bent to start committee probes intended to get rid of him. Michael Moore announced he's is going on a hunger strike until Trump is impeached. Doctors have given him thirty-five years to live.

President Trump said he's the one who called off a peace parley with the Taliban at the White House. My guess is the Taliban were probably afraid to try to make it through Baltimore alive. Trump told the Taliban to come back to the White House when you've won a national championship.

Joe Biden was ripped by the left for attending a fundraiser held by the founder of a fossil fuel company. It was just for the money. Joe Biden, Bernie and Liz Warren are all over seventy years old and they are all opposed to fossil fuels, probably because they will be the first to become fossil fuel.

Iranian officials warned the U.S. and Europe Saturday Iran will proceed with developing weapons grade uranium. Defense experts warned that Iran could possess nuclear-armed ICBM missiles capable of striking the United States in fifteen years. Thanks God the planet only has eleven years left.

President Trump pronounced dead the peace talks he'd planned to hold personally with the leaders of the Taliban after they staged an attack in Kabul. The terrorists have admitted the attack was a mistake. As a show of good will, the Taliban just offered to send peacekeepers to Chicago.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2019, 08:22:33 am »
Thanks, pookie! :seeya:
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2019, 08:23:31 am »
Thanks, pookie! :seeya:

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2019, 12:02:07 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2019, 12:13:34 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2019, 02:30:38 pm »
Thank you Pookie

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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2019, 02:31:09 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2019, 02:45:18 pm »
Thanks Pookie ! Hope your week is a blessed one.
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2019, 02:58:21 pm »
Thanks Pookie ! Hope your week is a blessed one.

My pleasure, as ever & the same to you, Sighlass!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2019, 03:15:10 pm »
Thanks for the Post-Crash Monday Toons and Argus, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2019, 03:20:52 pm »
Thanks for the Post-Crash Monday Toons and Argus, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, CL! The toons are never PC ;-)

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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/19
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2019, 05:12:19 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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