"Live from NBC News this Bob Upchuck reporting the six o'clock news. Breaking news item.....we have a report of a multiple shooting happening at the moment in New York City, Chicago, St. Louis, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Detroit, and a number of other major cities.
Probably some redneck Trump supporters wearing MAGA hats shooting their AR-15s indiscriminately.
Wait....what's that....they're all young black males shooting each other with handguns and hitting innocent black children as well?
Never mind.
Let's go to the next story about how Trump is a racist because of what he eats for dinner."