Joe Biden Needs An Intervention... Kurt Schlichter

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Joe Biden Needs An Intervention
Kurt Schlichter

Posted: Sep 01, 2019 12:01 AM

Joe Biden leads the Democrat pack and he’s a catastrophe, meaning that we have to weigh the human kindness that compels us to seek to end his humiliation against the practical reality that this doddering establishment weirdo will get squashed by Donald Trump like a dung beetle under a steamroller. Or even like an ex-Beatle under a steamroller – Biden is the Pete Best of American politics, the guy who never quite made it. Except Pete Best wasn’t a gropey, senile, corrupt Democrat plagiarist with delusions of adequacy.

And every day, [Pick A Nickname] Joe is getting worse.

Now, Joe used to have this kind of goofy charm. He was and remains a doofus, but a harmless one, sort of like that dorky neighbor who makes circus music play in your head every time he wanders over to your yard to tell you a long and ultimately pointless story about how he saw a squirrel and the squirrel had a nut and it was a fuzzy squirrel and it lived in a tree and how he likes squirrels.

But his regular guy act is wearing a bit thin. His appeal used to be that of someone who liked Budweiser and talking about sports and who did not give off the kind of smarmy condescension vibe to normal people who work for a living that is now so typical of blue state libs. You were talking about the old Joe when you talked about old school Dems, the party of the workin’ man instead of the party of the illegal alien, government drone and bitter SJW. These salt-of-the-earth folks were the very people that Trump – who spent his whole career working with union guys to build stuff instead of bloviating for a living like the New Class elites are wont to do – appealed to and stole right out from under the Democrat coalition. Not that many Democrats minded losing the white working class – Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit famously wrote off people who sweat when they work, probably because of all that unjust privilege held by guys who drive Mac trucks or fix toilets.

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[Snarknado]

I'm sure by now Joe's handlers have tried everything they can to get him under control. What we're seeing is probably as good as it gets.

[PeteS in CA]

     Please, no.    

[Fishrrman]

Kurt wrote:
"Joe Biden leads the Democrat pack and he’s a catastrophe, meaning that we have to weigh the human kindness that compels us to seek to end his humiliation against the practical reality that this doddering establishment weirdo will get squashed by Donald Trump like a dung beetle under a steamroller..."

I like Kurt, but he's wrong here.

If Biden becomes the nominee, regardless of his gaffes he's going to give Mr. Trump a difficult time in the purple/borderline states. There's a rock-solid democrat-communist base in those states of about 42-44%, perhaps more, who will vote for ANY candidate with the "d" next to their name. And that doesn't include the wishy-washy "independents", who are never able to reason and make up their minds clearly (that's why they call themselves independent).

Candidates like Butt-plug and Komrade Wilhelm deBlasio would walk away with New York, Vermont, California, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Illinois. Hands down. Probably Oregon and Washington state, too.

Nope.
2020 is gonna be as much of a struggle to win as was 2016, even without o'er-the-hillary.

[Night Hides Not]

There is one person that will not allow Joe to quit...his wife, Jill. She desperately wants to be FLOTUS, she had a taste of it during Obama's presidency. She saw how Moochelle was deified every step along the way, and the perks of the office...oh my!

In public, she may be very personable, but deep inside, she shares the same belief system as Hillary and Moochelle.

Need further proof? Just look at her recent remarks about needed to "swallow a few things" about Joe. Can you imagine if Melania had said something like that?