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The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« on: July 06, 2019, 12:17:53 pm »
July 6, 2019

The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg

By Christopher Skeet

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/07/the_amazing_deflatable_buttigieg.html


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A scenario unfolded last week that has become boringly predictable.  Bad guy does bad things.  Good guy with authority shows up to stop him.  Bad guy attacks good guy with weapon.  Good guy shoots bad guy.  Bad guy’s “community” allege good guy is racist.  Craven politician holds town hall meeting.  Craven politician gets shouted down by angry mob.  Craven politician folds like wet paper to angry mob’s demands.  Craven politician appoints special prosecutor to investigate good guy, who determines good guy was justified in shooting the bad guy.  Angry mob insists the “system” is rigged against them.  Bad guy’s kindergarten graduation picture circulates Internet.  Bad guy’s relatives give interview explaining how much bad guy had always dreamed of being an astronaut.  Media salivates all over itself.  Other good guys question the sanity of risking their lives to stop bad guys.  Less good guys volunteer to do so.  Crime increases.  Angry mob blames the “system” for neglecting rising crime.  Meanwhile, another bad guy does bad things.  Good guy with authority shows up to stop him.  Rinse.  Repeat.

Okay, only the first half of this scenario has happened so far, but who wants to bet against the second half playing out as predicted?  In this specific biopunk performance, the role of the craven politician who succumbed to the mob of his own creation was none other than America’s Aww Shucks Mayor, Pete Buttigieg.  In his charming hometown of South Bend, Indiana, a white police officer shot a black car burglar Eric Logan who, ignoring the officer’s verbal instructions to halt, came at him with a knife.  In a move he now certainly regrets, Buttigieg took a break from his presidential campaign to return to South Bend to chaperone a grotesque orgy of racist invective, during which was made evident that his constituents have determined the officer’s guilt solely based on his skin color (as well as Logan’s innocence, for the same reason).  There was zero interest in factual evidence, and even less in the presumption of innocence.  Not one to get hung up on such trivialities, Buttigieg made clear from his more passionate ripostes that his sole interest was placating the mob.  Everyone, it’s all my fault.  I might as well have pulled the trigger myself.  I’ll try to do better.  I’m calling in everyone from DOJ to Scotland Yard to come investigate.  The Stasi?  Yeah, I can call them too.  Your wish is my command, but please just stop yelling at me.  (I paraphrase, but that was basically the gist).  From the opening gambit he allowed the inmates to run the asylum, and with every panicked concession he gave, the circling sharks simply grew more frenzied at the scent of blood.

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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2019, 01:48:50 pm »
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Bad guy’s kindergarten graduation picture circulates Internet. 

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I bet he doesn't look to be a day over 32.
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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2019, 02:18:50 pm »
@EdJames

I bet he doesn't look to be a day over 32.

More like 12!!

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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2019, 02:39:06 pm »
Buttigieg was just the latest flavor of the month. Waiting for the day when a transsexual (either direction—though the final product should look like a woman, preferably a black Latina) becomes a leading democrat/socialist candidate.

Fun times ahead. We’ll need score cards and lots of popcorn.

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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2019, 04:32:50 pm »
Buttigieg was just the latest flavor of the month. Waiting for the day when a transsexual (either direction—though the final product should look like a woman, preferably a black Latina) becomes a leading democrat/socialist candidate.

Fun times ahead. We’ll need score cards and lots of popcorn.

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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2019, 01:38:35 pm »
"Intersectional" is all the rage nowadays.  rrthree

So he is at a "crossroads".
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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2019, 03:30:02 pm »
So he is at a "crossroads".

Intersectionists are always at some crossroad or another.   yogi555
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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2019, 04:05:34 pm »
Intersectionists are always at some crossroad or another.   yogi555

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Ahhhh,if we are going to play THAT game,I prefer to see him "Tied to the Whipping Post" (Allman Brothers Band to any heathens out there)
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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2019, 04:13:02 pm »
@Cyber Liberty


Ahhhh,if we are going to play THAT game,I prefer to see him "Tied to the Whipping Post" (Allman Brothers Band to any heathens out there)

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There are some of them that would really enjoy that....
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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2019, 04:22:47 pm »
@sneakypete

There are some of them that would really enjoy that....

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Probably more than a few that would be willing to pay extra for it.
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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2019, 07:46:49 pm »
Why does the title make me think of a whoopee cushion?

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Re: The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2019, 07:52:37 pm »
@Cyber Liberty


Ahhhh,if we are going to play THAT game,I prefer to see him "Tied to the Whipping Post" (Allman Brothers Band to any heathens out there)
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