(CNN) - New York City officials declared a climate emergency in an effort to mobilize local and national responses to stall global warming.
Excellent. Immediately use DMV information and confiscate every evil petroleum burning car.
Bar the gates and admit no evil diesel burning 18-wheeler and locomotive. Stop the buses and subways. Shut off every evil factory that uses NG or coal, and allow no evil heating oil.
Use electric grid information to immediately determine the location of every evil, wasteful air conditioner and refrigeration unit.
That'll do for starters. It will no doubt be pretty rough for a while, dammit, but somebody needs to serve as an example!