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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #525 on: April 02, 2020, 12:14:19 PM »
   I am unaware if obummer ever addressed the allegations @verga
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #526 on: April 19, 2020, 07:51:39 AM »
Florida Man Encases Self in Concrete at Governor's mansion in Tallehassee
Man apparently protesting prison conditions

A Florida man encased himself in concrete outside the Governorl's Mansion in the state
capital apparently to protest prison conditions related to Coronavirus.

A Tallahassee police spokesman says 28 year old Jordan Mazurek put PVC pipes horizontally into two 55-gallon plastic drums filled with concrete, with some sort of mechanism that locked his arms in place.

He was first spotted about 6 am Friday outside the fence surrounding the mansion and was eventually freed about 10:30 am.

The Tallahassee Democrat reported that one of Mazurek's drums was painted with the words, "Stop the massacre."  The other read, "Free the prisoners now.

https://www.wptu.com/news/state/florida-man-encases-self-in-concrete-governors-mansion-in-tallahassee


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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #527 on: April 19, 2020, 09:48:36 AM »
Florida Man Encases Self in Concrete at Governor's mansionTallehassee
Man apparently protesting prison conditions

A Florida man encased himself in concrete outside the Governorl's Mansion in the state
capital apparently to protest prison conditions related to Coronavirus.

A Tallahassee police spokesman says 28 year old Jordan Mazurek put PVC pipes horizontally into two 55-gallon plastic drums filled with concrete, with some sort of mechanism that locked his arms in place.

He was first spotted about 6 am Friday outside the fence surrounding the mansion and was eventually freed about 10:30 am.

The Tallahassee Democrat reported that one of Mazurek's drums was painted with the words, "Stop the massacre."  The other read, "Free the prisoners now.

https://www.wptu.com/news/state/florida-man-encases-self-in-concrete-governors-mansion-in-tallahassee

Hope there is film a few hours later of how the next bathroom break went.   :silly:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #528 on: April 19, 2020, 11:20:11 AM »
Hope there is film a few hours later of how the next bathroom break went.   :silly:

Only if it involves a fire hose.
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« Reply #529 on: April 19, 2020, 11:54:33 AM »
Hope there is film a few hours later of how the next bathroom break went.   :silly:
Should have left him there for a week. Let his fellow lunatics get him out earlier.

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« Reply #530 on: April 28, 2020, 04:45:09 PM »
Florida man leaves welcome mat reading "Come back with a warrant." The police honor his wishes and find fentanyl.

https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200427/flagler-deputies-serve-warrant-at-house-with-come-back-with-warrant-doormat

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« Reply #531 on: April 28, 2020, 05:19:27 PM »
Florida man calls 911 to ask deputies to get him ice cream from his own freezer

CHARLOTTE COUNTY, Fla. — The Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office arrested a man for calling 911 and misusing it.

The Sheriff’s Office said Michael James Gables called 911, and when deputies arrived, he requested they take the twenty-dollar bill he had on the couch and buy him liquor.

Gables made another call to 911 this time; it was a request to get him ice cream from his freezer because he could not get out of the recliner..........

https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/florida-man-calls-911-to-ask-deputies-to-get-him-ice-cream-from-his-own-freezer
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #532 on: April 28, 2020, 06:12:58 PM »
Florida man calls 911 to ask deputies to get him ice cream from his own freezer

CHARLOTTE COUNTY, Fla. — The Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office arrested a man for calling 911 and misusing it.

The Sheriff’s Office said Michael James Gables called 911, and when deputies arrived, he requested they take the twenty-dollar bill he had on the couch and buy him liquor.

Gables made another call to 911 this time; it was a request to get him ice cream from his freezer because he could not get out of the recliner..........

https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/florida-man-calls-911-to-ask-deputies-to-get-him-ice-cream-from-his-own-freezer
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #533 on: April 28, 2020, 06:15:30 PM »
That's how to get a guest spot on My 600 Pound Life...

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #534 on: April 28, 2020, 06:28:27 PM »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #535 on: April 28, 2020, 06:51:35 PM »


Non slip?  Good!  I'd hate to think there was a risk of the cops not getting home safely.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #536 on: April 28, 2020, 08:10:13 PM »
I just called 911.
Need a beer from the fridge.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #537 on: May 13, 2020, 07:49:56 AM »
Say it with flowers.
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Florida woman arrested for beating husband with Mother’s Day flowers
By Kenneth Garger
May 13, 2020 | 1:54am

A Florida woman was arrested for allegedly beating her husband with a bouquet of Mother’s Day flowers, a report said.

Sandra Kay Webb, 32, flipped out early Monday morning after learning her husband bought the flowers that were given to her by her children, The Smoking Gun reported, citing police.

The arrangement angered Webb, according to an arrest affidavit.

The mother chucked the flowers at her husband while he was in bed and then hit him with them, the report says. ...
Full story at NY Post
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #538 on: May 13, 2020, 09:24:05 AM »
...Thorny situation.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #539 on: May 13, 2020, 10:58:39 AM »
...Thorny situation.

Beaten by A Floral Arrangment  and reported on the Smoking Gun.

Bet he's glad it wasn't the other way around....  :silly:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #540 on: May 18, 2020, 05:58:07 PM »
Been a while since we heard from this guy...
Florida Man Arrested For Whipping It Out In Front Of Woman Trying To Drink Coffee



https://bustedcoverage.com/2020/05/18/florida-man-arrested-for-whipping-it-out-in-front-of-woman-trying-to-drink-coffee/

But wait... there's another Florida man airing out his, well, you know what!

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #541 on: May 18, 2020, 06:30:59 PM »
Poor Florida man (and woman) must have been suffering terribly during this lock-down due to not  having anybody to play with.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #542 on: May 18, 2020, 08:10:44 PM »
Been a while since we heard from this guy...
Florida Man Arrested For Whipping It Out In Front Of Woman Trying To Drink Coffee



https://bustedcoverage.com/2020/05/18/florida-man-arrested-for-whipping-it-out-in-front-of-woman-trying-to-drink-coffee/

But wait... there's another Florida man airing out his, well, you know what!

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/

Just channeling his inner great great great grandfather.....

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #543 on: May 19, 2020, 05:05:50 AM »
Been a while since we heard from this guy...
Florida Man Arrested For Whipping It Out In Front Of Woman Trying To Drink Coffee



https://bustedcoverage.com/2020/05/18/florida-man-arrested-for-whipping-it-out-in-front-of-woman-trying-to-drink-coffee/

But wait... there's another Florida man airing out his, well, you know what!

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #544 on: May 19, 2020, 06:29:01 AM »

Whew, those eyeballs.

I know right? From the look on his face, you might think that the lady took some sort of violent exception to his public display. I've seen that look before, and that's usually what it's about.  :whistle:

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #545 on: May 22, 2020, 06:08:16 PM »

Florida Wo-man Rules the Roost
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #546 on: May 22, 2020, 06:17:48 PM »
December 11, 2020:  "Government of the people, by the people and for the people has finally perished from the Earth."
I will NOT comply.
 
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #547 on: May 22, 2020, 06:38:21 PM »

The story about the missile attack is from 2014, but still funny:

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-florida-woman-crystal-metheny-20140611-post.html

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Wait! What!
You are on vacation. What the hell?
Didn't expect to hear from you until Monday.
What are you doing? Go get some dinner. Play the tables.
Have a good time.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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« Reply #548 on: May 22, 2020, 06:43:04 PM »
@Cyber Liberty

Wait! What!
You are on vacation. What the hell?
Didn't expect to hear from you until Monday.
What are you doing? Go get some dinner. Play the tables.
Have a good time.

The Hotel ain't open yet, maybe by the end of the month.  I just called them to ask, and they said they could open the Hotel legally, but did not want to without the Casino.  Makes sense.  Besides, I'd have taken the 'Puter with me anyway.  Gotta keep an eye on youse guys.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #549 on: May 22, 2020, 07:11:56 PM »
The Hotel ain't open yet, maybe by the end of the month.  I just called them to ask, and they said they could open the Hotel legally, but did not want to without the Casino.  Makes sense.  Besides, I'd have taken the 'Puter with me anyway.  Gotta keep an eye on youse guys.
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