BREAKING: Beto 2020 campaign memo found in El Paso coffee shop!

[Sanguine]

An astute fan of the Glenn Beck Program recently found a curious document that was apparently left on a corner table of an El Paso coffee shop. Upon closer examination of the coffee-stained pages, the fan was rather surprised to discover it was a Beto campaign memo containing the rough draft of a communication from Beto to the nation explaining his campaign for president. The pages contained plenty of red ink – obviously whichever campaign adviser reviewed the communication wanted a lot of changes. They didn't mince words either, writing " Must discuss ASAP!" in red at the top of the first page. On page three, when Beto apparently planned to address the time he broke into the University of Texas at El Paso campus, the adviser bluntly wrote, "What? No." in the margin. Below is the full text of Beto's draft:

America! You may've heard – I'm running for president. That's right, I'm throwing my sombrero in the ring so to speak. And man, is it going to be fun. The road trip of my dreams. Just me, my guitar, and the open road. And a small group of traveling fans (some refer to them as the "press corps").

So, for those who don't know me yet – are you living in a cave? JK. Of course you've heard of me. You've also probably heard, thanks to some of my conservative compadres, that "Beto" is not my given name. That is true. But my truth is that I self-identify as Beto. Because Beto is the only name that fully encapsulates who I am – a millionaire, cultural appropriating Gen X-er with an open mind and an even opener heart. Just a sincere dude with an unfulfilled rock star fantasy, massive father-pleasing-baggage, and a generous helping of political opportunism and white, male, Ivy League privilege....



https://www.glennbeck.com/blog/breaking-beto-2020-campaign-memo-found-in-el-paso-coffee-shop

Wow!

[TomSea]

If Biden doesn't run and others are certainly trying to take him down, Beto's or Harris' chances rise greatly... that may be stating the obvious, but so be it.

This article must be "satire" but what the heck, when we have clear immigration stories being posted in politics.

Oh, and there is today's date.

[Maj. Bill Martin]

Doesn't seem quite legit to me....

[Sanguine]

Doesn't seem quite legit to me....

Sort of like Beto?

[TomSea]

There it is at the end of the article, happy April Fools everyone.

[NOTE: The preceding Memo was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper – not Beto O'Rourke. April Fools!]

[Sanguine]

There it is at the end of the article, happy April Fools everyone.

[NOTE: The preceding Memo was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper – not Beto O'Rourke. April Fools!]

@TomSea, if you object to this post, just delete it.   

[aligncare]

If Biden doesn't run and others are certainly trying to take him down, Beto's or Harris' chances rise greatly... that may be stating the obvious, but so be it.

This article must be "satire" but what the heck, when we have clear immigration stories being posted in politics.

Oh, and there is today's date.

With all the videos floating around on the net, and as lacking in self awareness as Joe is even he knows he’s done. Watch as suddenly he announces that shifting priorities have forced him to withdraw from consideration; his family needs him more than a national call to service. 

[Restored]

Mine was "Robert Frances O'Rouke adopts 2 parents from Mexico, changes his name to Beto Gonzalez Segovia to reflect the adoption".

[berdie]

The sad thing is...I could see him saying these things.

[andy58-in-nh]