The administration could commission former AG, Jeff Sessions, to perform a "special investigation."
He could then, immediately, recuse himself.
I am Jeff Sessions! And I must say that I ... have nothing to say!
My goal is to die a nameless nothing person, and I recuse myself from having said that!
I want to be a nameless nothing politician who dies as a nobody nothing.
Just leave me alone. Give me my paycheck. And I will dig into some hole somewhere never to be seen or heard.
I recuse myself from anything said here. I recuse....