Customer: "Hi, I read somewhere that you claimed to be the best sporting goods store in America, so I thought I'd drop it to check you out. I'm a hunter/fisherman and I'd like to see what you have."
Dick's SGs Clerk: "Yes sir, we're the best in the country. If you want to do something outdoors, we're the store for you."
Customer: "Well then, what do you have as far as hunting rifles...deer season is coming up, and I thought I'd get a new rifle."
Clerk: WHATTTT!!!!??? A HUNTING RIFLE!!!!! Are you a gun nut????? We don't have no stinking guns here, do you think sporting goods stores sell guns?....ick....I'm calling the police and the FBI...you might be a right-wing gun nut wacko. "