Looks like the guys in white coats have been furloughed.
Agreed. Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up the USA today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.