Ted Cruz-Hating Esquire Editor Now Upset His New Beard Makes Him Look Good

[Frank Cannon]

I like Ted Cruz, but I don't understand this fashion in beards. Simply avoiding the hard to shave areas just gives what I call the lazy beard. I can't think of anyone it looks good on. Idaho Cowgirl agrees for what it's worth.

Says the poster with a strangely bearded guy as an avatar.

[corbe]

Listen lady. For whatever purpose my importance at the site has been upgraded for reasons that are too classified for me to go into on an open thread. That being said, I will not stand down. Roos in not better than me. One example is the hollow title before my name. Roos has none. Nuff said. 

   @Amb. Frank Cannon

    Unidentified sources indicated to me that you bought your Ambassadorship for a $20 donation.  I am currently saving up the $35 to become President of TBR and you will be promptly, unceremoniously recalled.

[Slip18]

I thought all of you were speaking of Tom Cruz.  I have been reading articles from really stoopid magazines while waiting to check out at grocery stores.

Oh, when I press the "@" sign and then text "Frank Cannon," nothing comes up.

Am I now supposed to address Frank as "Ambassador"?  Huh?

 

[Frank Cannon]

I thought all of you were speaking of Tom Cruz.  I have been reading articles from really stoopid magazines while waiting to check out at grocery stores.

Oh, when I press the "@" sign and then text "Frank Cannon," nothing comes up.

Am I now supposed to address Frank as "Ambassador"?  Huh?

 

You will have to discuss that with the management. I am just a cog in a wheel here.

[RoosGirl]

You will have to discuss that with the management. I am just a cog in a wheel here.

I said rock in my shoe, not cog in a wheel.