Brent Musburger in this thread, Sam Donaldson in another. Have I stumbled into a temporal anomaly. Is Charo ("cuchi-cuchi") around here somewhere?
The only thing hopeful about any of this is that Brent Musburger was able to get someone to sign a three year contract at age 79.
I think it was Hunter Thompson that said, "when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Things are so off these days I think I'll just stick with my amateur status thank you very much.