DNC: 'Top Sekret Plan for Midterms' By Clarice Feldman

[mystery-ak]

October 21, 2018
DNC: 'Top Sekret Plan for Midterms'
By Clarice Feldman

I was buying a gallon of kombucha tea at Whole Foods for a block party by my neighbors who fancy themselves upscale members of the "resistance."  I had hoped that this disgusting concoction would clear their heads and digestive tracts so they'd stop pestering me to vote for the Democrats.  Stuck at the bottom of the grocery cart was a memo a prior shopper had accidentally left behind.

The name of the author was lost under a splotch of what appeared to be gluten-free, fat-free, sugarless soy yogurt, but I could make out most of it.  Forewarned is forearmed, so I'm sharing it.

A. Our Agenda

1. Impeach Trump, Pence, and Kavanaugh, and any other official whose name we can spell.

2. Raise taxes.

3. Open Borders and Abolish ICE (motto, our land is your land) .

4. Israel is an Apartheid State and must be dissolved.

5. Global warming is the moral equivalent of World War II, and all our people and resources must be mobilized to keep the planet's climate from changing.

6. Diversity is our strength, and it's okay for people to self-identify as Indians, blacks, or Hispanics if they want to add to the diverse pool, even if the diversity is make-believe.

7. Merit is overrated.  Equal outcomes are what we want.  (Except in basketball.)  Keep bright students from achieving their potential in public schools.

8. More welfare for everyone, including free health care.  It will cost trillions, but we all know we can keep raising taxes as high as we need to (except on the countless billions in tax-exempt NGOs who fund what we want them to fund).  And anyway, math is so hard that only conservatives can figure out this is unworkable, and when they do, we just attack them as "heartless."

We'll just keep adding to the free pile: universal housing, free college tuition, universal basic income.  (And with open borders, the "universal" part is really "universal.")  We can continue to count on at least one third of the voters thinking "free" means someone else will pay for it.

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https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2018/10/dnc_top_sekret_plan_for_midterms.html

[goatprairie]

If there was ever a split (and I lived long enough), it would be extremely enjoyable to read/view the news from The Socialist States Of America (TSSA) as they tried to  contend with the avalanche of  problems which would confront them on a daily basis.
For one thing, how would they manage the one hundred million new citizens they let into their country the great majority of whom couldn't speak english and had no discernible job skills beyond advanced begging or stealing?
For another thing, about half their population at the time of split would already be leeches waiting for their share of wealth they were sure would be their's when the split occurred. All those wealthy Hollyweird and Silicon Valley libs had about said as much.
And since they had abolished the military for their country and banned police forces, who would contend with the drug cartel gangs which would openly operate inside the TSSA border and run many of their cities?
The merriment would never cease.
Within a few years the numbers of people from TSSA seeking to escape their socialist sh*thole and gain entrance outside the 100 foot high wall  to  The United States of America  would be in the millions.

[Right_in_Virginia]

This is a terrific read from start to finish.

FTA--

D. Latinos

We are embarrassed to learn that we cannot count on the Latino vote as we thought we could.  (There was even a slight snag this week when Pelosi, along with Castro-lover Democratic congresswoman Barbara Lee, went to campaign for Donna Shalala in Miami's Little Havana, where they received a rude reception.)

Luckily, people like George Soros came up with a master plan – pay thousands of Hondurans to storm our border, marching through Guatemala and México.  Surely, the picture of those downtrodden (almost entirely young men) will tug at their heartstrings and make Americans rush to Nancy Pelosi's view that we should never build that wall and that we should just abolish ICE and every effort to close our borders.

[Fishrrman]

goat wrote:
"If there was ever a split (and I lived long enough), it would be extremely enjoyable to read/view the news from The Socialist States Of America (TSSA) as they tried to  contend with the avalanche of  problems which would confront them on a daily basis."

Once again, I'd like to recommend two novels by Kurt Schlichter:
- Indian Country
- People's Republic

Fun reads, and both can be "dug up on the net" if you're not afraid to take your electronic shovel and do some diggin'...