5 Reasons Why Ted Cruz Might be the Zodiac Killer

[Elderberry]

ODYSSEY by Lindsey Lanham

To fill those in on what they don’t know: the Zodiac Killer was the infamous serial killer who definitely killed seven people (4 men, 3 women) between 1960 and 1970. They wrote cryptic letters to the police, where the name “Zodiac” originated. The Zodiac Killer was never caught, and now the internet is claiming that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. It’s become a sensation, one that nobody really knows how to handle. So here are five reasons why I think Ted Cruz could possibly be the Zodiac Killer:

1. He’s never denied being the Zodiac Killer

2. He looks like the Zodiac Killer



3. He can’t seem to keep his story straight

4. He can’t account for his whereabouts between December 1968 and October 1969

5. I’ve never seen the Zodiac Killer and Ted Cruz in the same room.

More: https://www.theodysseyonline.com/5-reasons-ted-cruz-zodiac-killer

[Wingnut]

@Quix

[corbe]

   Cruz/Zodiac would make a Great president. 
   I can think of 4 Men and 3 Women in Congress that need to go by whatever means necessary.

[goodwithagun]

Of course he is. Imagine living in the shadow of a presidential assassin? He was obviously trying to one up the old man.

[endicom]

I was buying this until she said to vote for Bernie Sanders.

[mystery-ak]

Of course he is. Imagine living in the shadow of a presidential assassin? He was obviously trying to one up the old man.

 

[Quix]

   Cruz/Zodiac would make a Great president. 
   I can think of 4 Men and 3 Women in Congress that need to go by whatever means necessary.

@The Ghost,

LOLOLOL ROTFLOL

[Slide Rule]

   Cruz/Zodiac would make a Great president. 
   I can think of 4 Men and 3 Women in Congress that need to go by whatever means necessary.

:)  :)  :)  :)

[Slide Rule]

I have thought that Cruz would make an outstanding Trump Supreme.

Though his work there would be less.