China? Who cares.
Russia Russia Russia
You Betchum!
Jihadis getting nukes?
China trying to block access to International waters so they can build military outposts in them?
China moving into Africa to Colonialize a whole continent's resources?
So What?
Tariffs, tariffs, tariffs!!!!!
[Hysterical Screaming] "AHHHHHH. We're All Gonna DIE!"