Of course you're 'hurt'.
Being a mob zombie is not exactly pleasant I am told.
I mean all those twists of pretzel logic you have to contort yourself into to keep believing' in Trump.
Nah I'm no Zombie. More of a Mummy actually. Zombies usually work in packs, but mummies are loners. Zombies are stupid creatures who have trouble figuring out "stairs" and "doorknobs," but mummies can usually figure out complex problems and solutions using the alignment of the stars and some sort of advanced calculus. Mummies usually make their prey look stupid because they themselves are intelligent, but zombie prey ends up looking even stupider because apparently seeing a zombie always makes people do the stupidest things possible in order to get caught (Example: If zombies attack a neighborhood and start killing normals left and right, there will always be a few incredibly stupid bleep who, after already making it safely to their car or panic room, insist upon emerging from their safety to save either their cat [who will survive anyway] or their neighbor [who is already moaning in pain from already being eaten by a zombie]). The good news about this is that when these stupid buttheads get bitten and eaten by zombies themselves, they will become even dumber zombies, and thusly give regular and smart normals more time to escape.
So there you have it.