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Crocodile kills pastor as he baptises followers on lake in Ethiopia
« on: June 08, 2018, 07:25:32 pm »
Crocodile kills pastor as he baptises followers on lake in Ethiopia
Reptile reportedly leapt from the water and grabbed Pastor Docho Eshete as he moved on to the second person in a mass baptism of 80 followers
Adam Lusher   6/5/2018
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/crocodile-kills-pastor-ethiopia-baptism-lake-abaya-docho-eshete-arba-minch-fatal-croc-attack-nile-a8384531.html

A lakeside baptism ceremony ended in disaster when a large crocodile leapt from the water and killed the pastor, it has been reported.

Docho Eshete was allegedly grabbed by the crocodile soon after he started a mass baptism for 80 people on the shores of Lake Abaya in southern Ethiopia. 

“He baptised the first person and he passed on to another one,” local resident Ketema Kairo told the BBC. “All of a sudden, a crocodile jumped out of the lake and grabbed the pastor."

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Re: Crocodile kills pastor as he baptises followers on lake in Ethiopia
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2018, 07:33:46 pm »
Apparently, that baptism was not in accordance with the Doctrine of 1677 in the eyes of the croc
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Re: Crocodile kills pastor as he baptises followers on lake in Ethiopia
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2018, 07:38:04 pm »
Yesterday Croc eats dog.  Doggone

Today. Pastergone.

Must be a trend.
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Re: Crocodile kills pastor as he baptises followers on lake in Ethiopia
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2018, 08:05:35 pm »
I don't know much about signs from above, but I'd say your pastor getting eaten by a croc as he's doing baptisms would be a bad sign.
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Re: Crocodile kills pastor as he baptises followers on lake in Ethiopia
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2018, 11:43:38 pm »
Okay, I'll be the one.

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