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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2018, 08:39:19 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 06, 2018, 10:27:58 pm
I thought this only happened to the stupid hicks in Florida.

When I was just a lad in New York State, my neighbor cut the head off a copperhead.  His dog ran up to sniff at the head before anyone could react, and it latched onto his nose.  The dog didn't survive.   :crying:

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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2018, 08:41:22 pm »
Quote from: IsailedawayfromFR on June 07, 2018, 06:42:22 pm
Confirms the rumors about Florida boys.

Easy son, my granddaddy, daddy, husband and son sre Florida boys.  No, none of them are the same person, nor my brother or cousin.
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2018, 08:49:33 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 07, 2018, 08:41:22 pm
Easy son, my granddaddy, daddy, husband and son sre Florida boys.  No, none of them are the same person, nor my brother or cousin.

Its Alabama where family trees are straight, not Florida
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2018, 08:49:53 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 07, 2018, 08:41:22 pm
Easy son, my granddaddy, daddy, husband and son sre Florida boys.  No, none of them are the same person, nor my brother or cousin.

And she has the paper work from Ancestry.com to prove it....  I think.
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2018, 08:50:57 pm »
Quote from: driftdiver on June 07, 2018, 08:49:33 pm
Its Alabama where family trees are straight, not Florida

Family trees look like telephone poles.
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2018, 11:08:55 pm »
Quote from: Lando Lincoln on June 07, 2018, 08:08:10 pm
OMG... you guys a cracking me up!  I gotta return, so...

Bookmark.

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For upcoming Man bites Rattlesnake story.
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2018, 12:02:19 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on June 06, 2018, 11:49:13 pm
The pictures for the first story should be a hillbilly meme.
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2018, 12:09:55 am »
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2018, 12:12:56 am »
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2018, 12:32:10 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 08, 2018, 12:18:03 am
No.  Bookmark

You mean you bid 3 No Bookmark?
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2018, 12:36:58 am »
Quote from: catfish1957 on June 08, 2018, 12:32:10 am
You mean you bid 3 No Bookmark?

I bid three hearts.
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2018, 12:39:12 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 08, 2018, 12:36:58 am
I bid three hearts.
No need to burn bridge(s)
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2018, 12:42:16 am »
Quote from: catfish1957 on June 08, 2018, 12:39:12 am
No need to burn bridge(s)

Now that was funny! :beer:
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Re: Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him
« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2018, 02:03:09 am »
And the ever popular........






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