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Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« on: June 03, 2018, 01:13:00 am »
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Jim Treacher
June 1, 2018

If there's one thing that all rational people can agree on, one fundamental principle that transcends all barriers of politics, race, religion, sports rivalries, and favorite cinematic superhero universes, it's that animals are the enemy of mankind and must be destroyed. Animals are dumb, but they're also deadly AF. They want to kill us. You might think some of them are your friends, just because you feed them and clean up their poop and scratch behind their ears. But if worse comes to worst and it's down to either you or your pooch... Fido's gonna look out for Fido.

That's why I didn't weep like a little girl Jimmy Kimmel when a brave dentist from Minnesota defeated a man-eating lion named Cecil. I'm not under the delusion that lions are the lovable, cuddly pals we see in Disney movies and at furry conventions. If Cecil were in front of you right now, you'd be behind him in about 18 hours.

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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2018, 01:23:56 am »
True.
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2018, 01:58:37 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 03, 2018, 01:23:56 am
True.


Of course much the same could be said of too many people.

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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2018, 02:09:11 am »
Quote from: endicom on June 03, 2018, 01:58:37 am

Of course much the same could be said of too many people.

They're technically "animals," so still true.
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2018, 03:08:00 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 03, 2018, 01:23:56 am
True.

Well no, not true.


That being said, and as an avid hunter, and trapper, who has killed, dismembered, and eaten about every kind of animal around these parts, in about any fashion humanely imaginable, this guys attitude is just about as bad as the bunny huggers - Just cross-threaded the other way around.
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2018, 03:15:25 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on June 03, 2018, 03:08:00 am
Well no, not true.


That being said, and as an avid hunter, and trapper, who has killed, dismembered, and eaten about every kind of animal around these parts, in about any fashion humanely imaginable, this guys attitude is just about as bad as the bunny huggers - Just cross-threaded the other way around.

I owe it to my herd of catz....
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2018, 03:17:44 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 03, 2018, 03:15:25 am
I owe it to my herd of catz....

Cats are tasty.
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2018, 03:22:11 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on June 03, 2018, 03:17:44 am
Cats are tasty.

My dogs agree with you.
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2018, 03:24:03 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 03, 2018, 03:22:11 am
My dogs agree with you.

While that is generally a good sign, it is not a foolproof standard.  :shrug:
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2018, 03:24:47 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on June 03, 2018, 03:24:03 am
While that is generally a good sign, it is not a foolproof standard.  :shrug:

Actually, I think they prefer the cat turds.  They're much easier to catch.
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2018, 04:10:22 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 03, 2018, 03:24:47 am
Actually, I think they prefer the cat turds.  They're much easier to catch.

Hence my caution when using the dog as a bellwether - There are no false negatives: If the dog won't eat it, you sure as heck better not...

But there are false positives.  :shrug: :whistle:
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2018, 01:02:33 pm »
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2018, 02:09:50 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 03, 2018, 01:02:33 pm
Kinda stringy.

Aww. I'm just trying to get your goat.
Because goats are tasty too...
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2018, 02:13:37 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on June 03, 2018, 02:09:50 pm
Aww. I'm just trying to get your goat.
Because goats are tasty too...

I had to smooth that button over so people can't push it...LOL. :smokin:
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2018, 02:34:22 pm »
I like catz more than people. Even though the little fur balls could eat me.
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2018, 02:37:45 pm »
Quote from: Freya on June 03, 2018, 02:34:22 pm
I like catz more than people. Even though the little fur balls could eat me.

Yup!  If we neglect to feed this raging horde for one day they'd be feasting on our remains....
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2018, 02:50:51 pm »
Quote from: Freya on June 03, 2018, 02:34:22 pm
I like catz more than people. Even though the little fur balls could eat me.

'Little furballs' might be a subjective term...

   

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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2018, 02:53:29 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on June 03, 2018, 02:50:51 pm
'Little furballs' might be a subjective term...

   



This is a cuddly furball that can eat you.  This is probably @Freya's favorite kitteh:

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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2018, 02:58:10 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 03, 2018, 02:53:29 pm
This is a cuddly furball that can eat you.

That's just weird.
But no, it can't eat me.
I have taken certain preventive measures to be assured of that fact.
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2018, 03:02:27 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on June 03, 2018, 02:58:10 pm
That's just weird.
But no, it can't eat me.
I have taken certain preventive measures to be assured of that fact.

It's a "mule," a Liger.
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2018, 03:04:36 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 03, 2018, 03:02:27 pm
It's a "mule," a Liger.

Yes, I know. I am familiar with the thing. Still weird.  **nononono*
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2018, 03:05:56 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on June 03, 2018, 03:04:36 pm
Yes, I know. I am familiar with the thing. Still weird.  **nononono*
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2018, 03:12:05 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 03, 2018, 03:05:56 pm
:laugh:

I'll meet your liger, and raise you a pizzly



Only these ain't 'mules' and show up naturally now and then...
Polar + Griz
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2018, 03:14:37 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on June 03, 2018, 03:12:05 pm
I'll meet your liger, and raise you a pizzly



Only these ain't 'mules' and show up naturally now and then...
Polar + Griz

"Pizzly" seems like an inapt name for that beast.
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Re: Animals Are Dumb, and They Want to Kill Us All
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2018, 03:17:23 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 03, 2018, 03:14:37 pm
"Pizzly" seems like an inapt name for that beast.

Perhaps Grolar (Grizzly) or Brolar (Brown bear) seemed more so.  :shrug:
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