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Mr. Sessions! Mr. Sessions! Is your first name in fact Jeff?
As you know, I have recused myself from answering any questions concerning whether I am or am not or ever have been called by the name 'Jeff'.
Mr. Sessions! Mr. Sessions! Is the time right now commonly known as 'noon'?
I have recused myself from all questions concerning the time, as I have been known in the past to have known to have learned how to tell time, and therefore I am legally obliged to not have any comment on what time it may or may not be at the moment.
I hereby recuse myself from this interview and from any further question at all no matter what they may be. I have a push button microphone on my locked office door. You may talk to that if you want to, but I recuse myself from having to actually listen or respond to anything you ask.
By the way, payday is tomorrow right. I hereby recuse myself to the Florida Keys for the next 10 days. That will be all.