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Thief in NY files typo-filled lawsuit after he was shot while robbing store

Published May 27, 2018
New York Post

He’s a lousy crook — and an even worse jailhouse lawyer.

A bumbling Long Island liquor-store thief who got caught stuffing bottles of hooch in his pants, only to be shot by the store’s owner as he tried to get away, wants $2.7 million for his injuries.
 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/27/thief-in-ny-sues-after-being-shot-while-robbing-store.html

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This is why you fire until the perp  has expired.  Reload as needed.
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One of my tasks when I worked for a very large judicial circuit in Missouri was receiving the jailhouse lawsuits. We refused to file them without a filing fee until the con completed an affidavit of poverty.

My favorite one was the guy who sued the prison after he twisted an ankle sliding into second base, playing softball during prisoners' recreation time. I'm sure he demanded a few million $ for that.
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