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Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« on: May 25, 2018, 02:17:28 pm »
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Televangelist Jesse Duplantis had a very interesting message for viewers of his show This Week with Jesse. He wants a new jet. As he explains, he’s owned several, but would like the state-of-the-art Falcon 7x, which, according to this aviation site, costs more than $50 million, so he can go around the world without refueling. He would also like to pay for it in cash....


https://relevantmagazine.com/culture/jesse-duplantis-god-told-me-to-tell-you-to-buy-me-a-54-million-jet/

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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2018, 03:36:36 pm »
Who does this guy think he is, Elon Musk? 
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2018, 03:42:26 pm »
If God wants you to have that jet he'll tell me himself.
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2018, 03:44:28 pm »
 **nononono*
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2018, 03:44:53 pm »
I wonder why God hasn't told me to buy a jet??
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2018, 03:49:45 pm »
Well God told me he wants me to have a diamond tennis bracelet... :amen:
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2018, 03:52:16 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on May 25, 2018, 03:49:45 pm
Well God told me he wants me to have a diamond tennis bracelet... :amen:

Begathon time?
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2018, 03:54:13 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on May 25, 2018, 03:49:45 pm
Well God told me he wants me to have a diamond tennis bracelet... :amen:


Well God told me he wants me to go to Mars.
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2018, 03:54:18 pm »
I think he thinks he is Oral Roberts.
Do you remember several years ago, when good ol' Oral said God would call him home if he didn't raise a certain amount of money by the end of the month?
7 million seems to be the number I recall.
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2018, 03:54:44 pm »
Quote from: Oceander on May 25, 2018, 03:52:16 pm
Begathon time?

Guy must be JRob disciple.
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2018, 03:56:01 pm »
Quote from: kevindavis on May 25, 2018, 03:54:13 pm

Well God told me he wants me to go to Mars.

Lucky you, he only told me to buy a Mars bar.
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2018, 03:57:06 pm »
Quote from: GrouchoTex on May 25, 2018, 03:54:18 pm
I think he thinks he is Oral Roberts.
Do you remember several years ago, when good ol' Oral said God would call him home if he didn't raise a certain amount of money by the end of the month?
7 million seems to be the number I recall.

Or the famous video of Kenneth Copeland saying he needed a new private jet because commercial jets were full of demons?
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2018, 03:57:27 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on May 25, 2018, 03:36:36 pm
Who does this guy think he is, Elon Musk?

Janis Joplin?

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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2018, 03:58:30 pm »
Quote from: endicom on May 25, 2018, 03:57:27 pm
Janis Joplin?

Nice!

My friends all drive Porsche's, I must make amends.
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2018, 03:58:57 pm »
Quote from: Oceander on May 25, 2018, 03:52:16 pm
Begathon time?

I was thinking more of a GO FUND ME account... :silly:
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2018, 03:59:06 pm »
Quote from: endicom on May 25, 2018, 03:57:27 pm
Janis Joplin?

@endicom
She must make amends!

Quote from: GrouchoTex on May 25, 2018, 03:58:30 pm
Nice!

My friends all drive Porsche's, I must make amends.

great minds!
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2018, 04:01:08 pm »
So if this nutball dies in a plane crash, does that mean God wants him dead?

BTW, this grifter got in trouble with his followers over this. He released a video after the purchase and he was as giddy as a 5 year old at Christmas. Apparently he kept saying, "Look what y'all bought me! Look what y'all bought for me!" It didn't go over very well.

An 80 year old widow giving some of her pension money instead of buying food, doesn't want to hear that the idiot bought a freakin' 747 with it, because God told him.
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2018, 04:03:43 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on May 25, 2018, 03:59:06 pm
@endicom
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2018, 04:19:05 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on May 25, 2018, 03:49:45 pm
Well God told me he wants me to have a diamond tennis bracelet... :amen:

I'm sure He has this one in mind @mystery-ak    ^-^

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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2018, 05:04:03 pm »

Never will understand why those are called tennis bracelets. Who in their right mind would play tennis wearing thousands of dollars on their wrist? What if it breaks, or slips off from the sweat? Oh well. People do strange things...
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2018, 05:14:12 pm »
Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on May 25, 2018, 04:19:05 pm
I'm sure He has this one in mind @mystery-ak    ^-^



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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2018, 05:14:39 pm »
FYI:

This term "Tennis Bracelet" arose after Chris Evert,  lost a diamond bracelet during a match in the 1987 US Open. Evert asked officials to postpone her match until the bracelet had been found--all while viewers watched her televised search for the expensive bracelet.
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Re: Jesse Duplantis: God Told Me to Tell You to Buy Me a $54 Million Jet
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2018, 05:28:42 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on May 25, 2018, 05:14:39 pm
FYI:

This term "Tennis Bracelet" arose after Chris Evert,  lost a diamond bracelet during a match in the 1987 US Open. Evert asked officials to postpone her match until the bracelet had been found--all while viewers watched her televised search for the expensive bracelet.


That was exactly my point. Thanks.
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