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Offline GrouchoTex

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Re: "I Want You Out": Judge Orders Man, 30, To Move Out Of Parents' Home
« Reply #100 on: May 24, 2018, 06:11:56 pm »
You realize these are f'ers that are goiing to take care of us in 20 years? :silly:

I don't now how to take that, actually.

Should I laugh or be frightened?

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Re: "I Want You Out": Judge Orders Man, 30, To Move Out Of Parents' Home
« Reply #101 on: May 24, 2018, 06:12:39 pm »
Sniff snif.....you are the son I never had!..

I guess we know why you didn't have kids.

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« Reply #102 on: May 24, 2018, 06:13:48 pm »
...As for the lineman job, I give him a month before they run him off.
He doesn't like to work in a hot or dirty environment, we've seen that 1st hand, and he's said as much.
It's a shame. He's a big, stout kid, and that job could work out well for him.

I actually feel sorry for the kid.
His parents did him a great disservice.

We tried to mentor him, but he was just too clueless.
Whether he was that clueless or by design, we really don't know.

Holy crap.  I was a grunt on a Lineman crew one summer of college.  This is no lie:  Twice after work I fell asleep standing up in the corner of the shower.  I woke when the hot water ran out.

One evening, after a successful shower, I asked my mom to comb my hair.  I couldn't raise my arms above my shoulders; they just wouldn't go.  I tried pushing up one elbow with the comb in the other hand.  I couldn't do it.  I tried for at least 20 minutes when I went for help.  I had spent the day tamping in dirt for power poles.

I worked only 1 thunderstorm.  21 straight hours before they let us go home.

Best year of college I ever had after that summer.  I had always worked, but then I learned what it was like to work for a living.

Got an internship in the Engineering Planning Department the following year.  I like having a job that lets me go outside but not one that keeps outside with no options.
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Re: "I Want You Out": Judge Orders Man, 30, To Move Out Of Parents' Home
« Reply #103 on: May 24, 2018, 06:17:20 pm »
Should I laugh or be frightened?

Be frightened.

My Father-In-Law is in diapers and cannot even stand by himself.

When I last discussed this with a daughter and our possible future, she recommended I keep the power spray washer in working condition.

3,300 psi.  I'm frightened.

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Re: "I Want You Out": Judge Orders Man, 30, To Move Out Of Parents' Home
« Reply #104 on: May 24, 2018, 06:19:17 pm »
I guess we know why you didn't have kids.

God has a plan, I always say.
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Re: "I Want You Out": Judge Orders Man, 30, To Move Out Of Parents' Home
« Reply #105 on: May 24, 2018, 06:22:28 pm »
Be frightened.

My Father-In-Law is in diapers and cannot even stand by himself.

When I last discussed this with a daughter and our possible future, she recommended I keep the power spray washer in working condition.

3,300 psi.  I'm frightened.

OUCH!

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Re: "I Want You Out": Judge Orders Man, 30, To Move Out Of Parents' Home
« Reply #106 on: May 24, 2018, 06:24:39 pm »
Things I never heard:

"Get a load of that Gen X-er blocking up the grocery line paying with a personal check."

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Re: "I Want You Out": Judge Orders Man, 30, To Move Out Of Parents' Home
« Reply #107 on: May 24, 2018, 06:25:12 pm »
Be frightened.

My Father-In-Law is in diapers and cannot even stand by himself.

When I last discussed this with a daughter and our possible future, she recommended I keep the power spray washer in working condition.

3,300 psi.  I'm frightened.

3300 psia operated by a generation who can't make change at a fast food window.   Yeah, that's gonna work out real well for us.
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« Reply #108 on: May 24, 2018, 06:32:01 pm »
Things I never heard:

"Get a load of that Gen X-er blocking up the grocery line paying with a personal check."

No it usually goes like this:
"Card Denied?  Well that can't be right.  There must be something wrong with your chip reader...try it again" 

Sir we have tried it 6 times.  Do you have another form of payment?  People are waiting.
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« Reply #109 on: May 24, 2018, 06:34:02 pm »
3300 psia operated by a generation who can't make change at a fast food window.   Yeah, that's gonna work out real well for us.

This is my rodeo girl.  She doesn't lack for ability.  Nor does she lack for willingness to push around 1,200 lb rodeo horses.  Whips and spurs are not just part of her attitude, but her hobby.

She uses that machine already on regular basis to clean the horse trailer and other stuff.  I ask if she needs help, "Naw, I'm good" is the typical answer.

Still can't get her to keep her room clean 'though...

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Re: "I Want You Out": Judge Orders Man, 30, To Move Out Of Parents' Home
« Reply #110 on: May 24, 2018, 06:34:25 pm »
I guess we know why you didn't have kids.

I'm still wondering G-D's plan for me why I didn't have children. It's all good though. Maybe to do more charity
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« Reply #111 on: May 24, 2018, 06:35:06 pm »
No it usually goes like this:
"Card Denied?  Well that can't be right.  There must be something wrong with your chip reader...try it again" 

Sir we have tried it 6 times.  Do you have another form of payment?  People are waiting.

LOL. Yup.

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« Reply #112 on: May 24, 2018, 06:36:17 pm »
This is my rodeo girl.  She doesn't lack for ability.  Nor does she lack for willingness to push around 1,200 lb rodeo horses.  Whips and spurs are not just part of her attitude, but her hobby.

She uses that machine already on regular basis to clean the horse trailer and other stuff.  I ask if she needs help, "Naw, I'm good" is the typical answer.

Still can't get her to keep her room clean 'though...

They ain't all worthless.

1 of three of my millenials still doesn't make his bed.  Love it when his wife b's about too. :silly:
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« Reply #113 on: May 24, 2018, 06:41:01 pm »
LOL. Yup.

I have to say however the reason I don't shop with my cash obsessed "Boomer" wife anyore is that she insists on digging thu her purse to find the exact coin change at check out.   Good Lord women the bill is $39.99.  Give the lady two twenty's and lets  enjoy the rest of our remaining days before these people behind us kill me.
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Re: "I Want You Out": Judge Orders Man, 30, To Move Out Of Parents' Home
« Reply #114 on: May 24, 2018, 06:47:34 pm »
I see a lot of people paying now with Apple Pay.
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« Reply #115 on: May 24, 2018, 06:48:38 pm »
I have to say however the reason I don't shop with my cash obsessed "Boomer" wife anyore is that she insists on digging thu her purse to find the exact coin change at check out.   Good Lord women the bill is $39.99.  Give the lady two twenty's and lets  enjoy the rest of our remaining days before these people behind us kill me.

You got one of those too? My wife stands there in $700 heels rooting through her Gucci handbag looking for 2 goddam cents to make exact change clogging up the whole line like some homeless person buying a loosy cigarette at a down town bodega. It's infuriating. That's why I have taken to pushing her out of the way of the register to pay with shit with my phone so we can get the hell out of there fast.

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« Reply #116 on: May 24, 2018, 06:55:26 pm »
You got one of those too? My wife stands there in $700 heels rooting through her Gucci handbag looking for 2 goddam cents to make exact change clogging up the whole line ...

I thought it was just an age thing? Based on your experience I may need to rethink this phenomenon.  Maybe it is a congenital defect in the genes of all women.
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« Reply #117 on: May 24, 2018, 06:59:00 pm »
You got one of those too? My wife stands there in $700 heels rooting through her Gucci handbag looking for 2 goddam cents to make exact change clogging up the whole line like some homeless person buying a loosy cigarette at a down town bodega. It's infuriating. That's why I have taken to pushing her out of the way of the register to pay with shit with my phone so we can get the hell out of there fast.

Do you even understand the extra weight that loose change in the bottom of a purse adds?

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« Reply #118 on: May 24, 2018, 07:03:20 pm »
Do you even understand the extra weight that loose change in the bottom of a purse adds?

Of course we do. 

But when it bunches up, we throw the pennies at the kids for entertainment.
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« Reply #119 on: May 24, 2018, 07:07:08 pm »
Do you even understand the extra weight that loose change in the bottom of a purse adds?

Well then do what I do with it. Hand it to your kid and say this is all I'm giving you for college so you better save it.

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« Reply #120 on: May 24, 2018, 07:08:15 pm »
I throw all my loose change at the end of the day into a bowl.   Then every few months I bring it to a Coinstar machine and go buy a bottle of Scotch. 
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« Reply #121 on: May 24, 2018, 07:17:53 pm »
I throw all my loose change at the end of the day into a bowl.   Then every few months I bring it to a Coinstar machine and go buy a bottle of Scotch.

Why would you pay Coinstar to count your money?

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« Reply #122 on: May 24, 2018, 07:18:48 pm »
Well then do what I do with it. Hand it to your kid and say this is all I'm giving you for college so you better save it.

Had a Call girl hit me in the head with her purse during a monetary dispute and when I called her a two bit whore.  The strap broke when she attempted a second hit and out spilled hundreds of quarters. 
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« Reply #123 on: May 24, 2018, 07:19:34 pm »
Had a Call girl hit me in the head with her purse during a monetary dispute and when I called her a two bit whore.  The strap broke when she attempted a second hit and out spilled hundreds of quarters.

....but only 2 at a time.

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« Reply #124 on: May 24, 2018, 07:27:38 pm »
Had a Call girl hit me in the head with her purse during a monetary dispute and when I called her a two bit whore.  The strap broke when she attempted a second hit and out spilled hundreds of quarters.

Sounds like it was like hitting a jackpot at The Mirage....