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Offline Formerly Once-Ler

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Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« on: May 07, 2018, 09:59:20 pm »
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/05/07/confirmed-mcconnell-now-answering-phone-cocaine-mitch/

My new theory on why Trump urged West Virginians not to vote for Don Blankenship is that he’s jealous he’s never come up with a nickname as bad-ass as “Cocaine Mitch.” He was the master at coining memorably dopey monikers to belittle his enemies until Blankenship came along and slapped one on McConnell that makes him sound like a drug lord.

Which is funny for many reasons, but especially this one from Mary Katharine Ham: Given that Cocaine Mitch resembles a turtle, how slow and soporific would he be without the cocaine?
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Re: Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2018, 10:03:15 pm »
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Re: Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2018, 10:07:29 pm »
   Forthcoming press release from the Department of Transportation.

   My Husband is not on Cocaine, believe me I'd know.

   
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Re: Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2018, 10:11:45 pm »
Aw, but that's not the only title he's been called "Swamp Captain" ... here's the video:

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Re: Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2018, 10:16:57 pm »
Quote from: corbe on May 07, 2018, 10:07:29 pm
   Forthcoming press release from the Department of Transportation.

   My Husband is not on Cocaine, believe me I'd know.

   

What did she ever see in him, I wonder?   His first wife looks more like his speed.   
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Re: Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2018, 10:19:44 pm »
Quote from: corbe on May 07, 2018, 10:07:29 pm
   Forthcoming press release from the Department of Transportation.

   My Husband is not on Cocaine, believe me I'd know.

   

Looks like a China person to me.  Why does Trump let China persons run our government?
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Re: Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2018, 10:23:03 pm »
Less fitting but I suppose more intimidating than "Orgasmic Turtle".
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Re: Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2018, 12:57:57 am »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on May 07, 2018, 10:23:03 pm
Less fitting but I suppose more intimidating than "Orgasmic Turtle".

...well...with this pic ... I'm not so sure that the 'orgasmic turtle' exists.

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Re: Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2018, 01:21:57 am »
Quote from: XenaLee on May 07, 2018, 10:16:57 pm
What did she ever see in him, I wonder?

Access.

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Re: Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2018, 01:23:14 am »
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Re: Confirmed: McConnell now answering his phone as “Cocaine Mitch”
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2018, 02:18:04 am »
I was hoping for a link or some actual information.
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