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Offline Frank Cannon

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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2018, 06:33:29 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on April 12, 2018, 04:36:53 pm
I have a Dr appt the 23rd.

I sure don't want to spend my last moments sitting in a waiting room...grrr :smokin:

It shouldn't be too bad. Shrinks usually have better magazines than other doctors.
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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2018, 06:36:12 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on April 12, 2018, 06:33:29 pm
It shouldn't be too bad. Shrinks usually have better magazines than other doctors.

Like Redbook?
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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2018, 06:40:26 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on April 12, 2018, 06:33:29 pm
Shrinks usually have better magazines than other doctors.

I would hope so.  Those guys deal with nuts every day.  Better to have the ability get off more shots quickly.   
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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2018, 06:47:23 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on April 12, 2018, 06:36:12 pm
Like Redbook?

I'm not sure. I'm just going off of what I was told.
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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2018, 06:47:48 pm »
Quote from: Jazzhead on April 12, 2018, 06:40:26 pm
I would hope so.  Those guys deal with nuts every day.  Better to have the ability get off more shots quickly.

That's actually witty. Kudos.
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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2018, 06:53:50 pm »
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Quote from: Jazzhead on April 12, 2018, 06:40:26 pm
I would hope so.  Those guys deal with nuts every day.  Better to have the ability get off more shots quickly.

Right.  A shrink's response in a 51-50 situation ought to be at least semi-automatic.
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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2018, 07:19:42 pm »
Ok. But how does he define April 23? What I mean is, how would God and Jesus define April 23? Does God recognize the international date line? So, will it be April 23 in Asia or Europe or America? He needs to be a little more specific. Simply saying April 23 is too vague.
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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2018, 07:25:14 pm »
Quote from: Jazzhead on April 12, 2018, 06:40:26 pm
I would hope so.  Those guys deal with nuts every day.  Better to have the ability get off more shots quickly.

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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2018, 07:48:13 pm »
Quote from: XenaLee on April 12, 2018, 03:04:29 pm
I don't think I believe in the "rapture" as most think of it....

Rapture?  It will go something like this:

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!
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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2018, 11:50:04 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 12, 2018, 07:48:13 pm
Rapture?  It will go something like this:

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!

@Wingnut

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Re: Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2018, 12:32:22 am »
I jes' gotz this feelin' that come April 23rd, I'm still gonna be here.
Provided I'm still breathing, of course!
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