He doesn't.....but I do. You have latent homosexual tenancies and passion for Danish cheeses. You prefer self check out over a cashier and you always flush twice because you do not trust the conspiracy between Kohler and American Standard with low flow toilets. You have a deep seeded hatred of Moravians for no apparent reason and you have a fetish for bundling everything from your insurance to sticks in the yard. You are an Aquarius and part your hair on the left except on Thursday when you do a pompadour for lady that runs the illegal cock fight you go to.
Spooky isn't it.
Spooky, indeed....how did you know about the Danish cheese?