Sucking the heads of boiled crawfish makes people do other stupid things, I know from experience.
But I found that SOME of the Women in Texas are just as Crazy, if not MORE SO, It's why I moved here in the mid 60's.
Ah, close to my heart. I have my Bug Boil scheduled for April 22 this year. I charge it off as Customer Appreciation day. Ah... fresh bugs flown up from ST Martins Parish...... Boudin an Beer........
......as for Stormy, she has had more pipe laid in her than the State of Texas.