Breaking: I just heard that Mueller is issuing a subpoena for the birth certificate of all of Trump's family currently living and for one generation deceased. Apparently he is looking for any connection to a Russian relative living or dead. This would prove that Trump has ties to Russia. Next on Mueller's agenda is to have all Trump's take a DNA test to see whatever he can find out from that.
Mueller has already directed that all Trump related trash is filtered by his staff first before disposal. And he is trying to come up with a way to get hair, blood, stool, and semen/pap samples from all of them.
Mueller has yelled to his staff with a red face and gritted teeth, 'NO! I will never let this go, dammit! Not ever, ever, ever, ever! Everyone is guilty of something, and whatever it is, I WILL FIND IT!!'