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January 29, 2018
To Protect Illegals from Deportation, Denver Decriminalizes Pooping on the Pavement
By Jeannie DeAngelis

Although a bit uncivilized, it stands to reason that Denver, the first US city to legalize social marijuana, felt it was imperative to decriminalize the non-violent act of urinating or pooping on the pavement.  After all, studies show that occasionally cannabis smoking has a laxative effect on the body.

Runny innards aside, statewide, it’s still against the law to borrow a vacuum cleaner from a neighbor or to mutilate a rock in a state park.  Therefore, the passage of Denver’s public elimination ordinance means that if a hiker happens upon a boulder in one of Denver’s state parks he or she is prohibited from etching a heart with an arrow into the stone.

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You can always count on Denver Dim politicians (there are no other kind) to "class things up".
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I believe SF did this, this is unreal.


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Will Denver eventually overtake San Francisco in the s***hole competition?

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Saw it for real a couple of days ago. I was trapped in traffic in city center. I looked over to my right and saw an older Black guy sort staggering down the sidewalk. Right beside my car he stopped, pulled it out, and started pissing in the middle of sidewalk. He never blinked, like it was completely normal. He didn't pee in alley or even on the side of a building. It was wide open, right in the middle of the sidewalk.


Imagine how many bleeding heart Liberals are going to have to walk through this guy's urine, with their $250 shoes, just to get to work. LOL


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You can always count on Denver Dim politicians (there are no other kind) to "class things up".


@sneakypete

But I bet you still have to pick up your dog's crap. Sanity has flown.

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@sneakypete

But I bet you still have to pick up your dog's crap. Sanity has flown.

Don't be silly. Everyone knows that dog poop can spread disease.

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Don't be silly. Everyone knows that dog poop can spread disease.

LOL! Yeah right.
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