Lets ask Hank Johnson. Hank, What say you?
In a leaked, breaking memo, from an undisclosed source, close to Mr. Johnson.
The leaked memo was addressed to Secretary Mathis:
Dear Secretary
Due to an obvious over site on my part, we recently overbuilt on the Northern side of Guam.
When you station your bombers in Guam, could you please taxi them towards the South to avoid any instance of tipover, of said, Guam.
Might I also suggest storing all munitions on same, as to avoid the known problem of Island reversal.
Your adherence to this request could save many lives.
Very truly yours
Hanker the tanker