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Drunken Russian Man Uses Stolen Tank To Break Into Liquor Store
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:26:29 pm »
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 https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-10/drunken-russian-man-breaks-liquor-store-stolen-tank

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done while intoxicated?

That’s nothing compared with this.

A Russian man rammed an armored personnel carrier into a shop window before climbing through to steal a bottle of wine on Wednesday morning, according to local media and video posted on social media. The incident occurred in Apatity, a small town just south of the Arctic circle.

The man had swiped the vehicle from a privately-run motorsport training ground nearby, driven it through a forest. But as he struggled to turn around in a narrow street, the man - whom witnesses described as being drunk - proceeded to slam the tank into the window of the “Family” convenience store.


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Re: Drunken Russian Man Uses Stolen Tank To Break Into Liquor Store
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2018, 03:15:33 pm »
Clickbait headline... it was just an APC.

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Re: Drunken Russian Man Uses Stolen Tank To Break Into Liquor Store
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Re: Drunken Russian Man Uses Stolen Tank To Break Into Liquor Store
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2018, 02:26:03 am »
"I'm a man, but I changed, because I had to. Oh well."