Oh man. Invoking Rule X. The only way this could get better is if the pull out old Rule Z.
It's almost like watching an old Get smart episode.
You're very clever my charming little friend, but not clever enough. You see the moment I suspected there was something wrong I immediately telephoned headquarters. And I happen to know that at this very minute, seven Coast Guard cutters are converging on this boat. Would you believe it, seven?
Mr. Big: I find that pretty hard to believe.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe six?
Mr. Big: I don't think so.
Maxwell Smart: How about two cops and a rowboat?