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Haircut from hell lands stylist behind bars
« on: December 28, 2017, 01:49:15 pm »
Word of advice for the coming ages:  Never let a muslum with a sharp instrument anywhere near your neck.

A bad haircut — and a wounded ear — led to a Wisconsin hairstylist's arrest, authorities said.

Khaled A. Shabani, 46, was arrested after he snipped a 22-year-old customer’s ear, Madison police said.

Police spokesman Joel DeSpain said officers arrested Shabani on suspicion of mayhem and disorderly conduct while armed.

DeSpain said the victim told officers the hairstylist told him to stop fidgeting and moving his head before nicking his ear Friday.

According to The Wisconsin State Journal, DeSpain said the hairstylist then ran the clipper with the shortest attachment down the middle of the customer’s head, “leaving him looking a bit like Larry from ‘The Three Stooges.’”

DeSpain said Shabani told officers it was an accident.

https://nypost.com/2017/12/27/haircut-from-hell-lands-stylist-behind-bars/

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Re: Haircut from hell lands stylist behind bars
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2017, 01:53:35 pm »
@The Ghost


Yeah I read about this. Apparently some 'snippy' <--get it? barber got pissed because a customer wouldn't sit as still as he wanted. So, the barber cut the guy's ear, and then reverse mohawked him with some clippers. That is one freaking uptight barber.


I definitely see a lawsuit and some kind of damages coming the customer's way.
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Re: Haircut from hell lands stylist behind bars
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2017, 01:57:27 pm »
This happened in Liberal Madison.  They welcome Muslums there like it is the new Mecca of the Midwest.  Like you say @240B Coexist my ass.
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Re: Haircut from hell lands stylist behind bars
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2017, 02:01:17 pm »
I volunteer for jury duty!  88devil

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Re: Haircut from hell lands stylist behind bars
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2017, 02:06:00 pm »
2 degrees right now in Madison WI
Feels like -11


The people living in Wisconsin need to go to Alaska just to warm up a little.
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Re: Haircut from hell lands stylist behind bars
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2017, 02:10:03 pm »
Quote from: 240B on December 28, 2017, 02:06:00 pm
2 degrees right now in Madison WI
Feels like -11


The people living in Wisconsin need to go to Alaska just to warm up a little.

I have found your basic sand people are like cockroaches and adapt to the climate of the places they infest.  But maybe Alaska would cure that?
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Re: Haircut from hell lands stylist behind bars
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2017, 02:12:59 pm »
It's going to take quite a while to grow that out.
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Re: Haircut from hell lands stylist behind bars
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2017, 02:15:24 pm »
Quote from: 240B on December 28, 2017, 02:06:00 pm
2 degrees right now in Madison WI
Feels like -11


The people living in Wisconsin need to go to Alaska just to warm up a little.


^^^^^^
That guy is going to need a hat.
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Re: Haircut from hell lands stylist behind bars
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2017, 02:17:59 pm »
Misleading headline, he's not behind bars because of the haircut, it's because he intentionally cut the customer's ear.
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Re: Haircut from hell lands stylist behind bars
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2017, 02:54:42 pm »
Quote from: dfwgator on December 28, 2017, 02:17:59 pm
Misleading headline, he's not behind bars because of the haircut, it's because he intentionally cut the customer's ear.

Good point.  Although I'd lock him up for the haircut alone.   :laugh:
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