Cincinnati Student Government Appropriates Funds for ‘Comfort Kits’

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Cincinnati Student Government Appropriates Funds for ‘Comfort Kits’
Kits include worry stones, putty, fidget toys, paintbrushes, journals


BY: Rachel Frommer
December 4, 2017 4:45 pm

The University of Cincinnati student government has appropriated funding for a workshop next semester to teach students how to make "comfort kits" that include items such as worry stones, putty, fidget toys, paintbrushes, journals, and nail polish.

According to the bill passed on Wednesday, the kits will "provide support and comfort to survivors of gender-based violence and others who feel like they need it," the independent student newspaper, the News Record reported.

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http://freebeacon.com/culture/cincinnati-student-government-appropriates-funds-comfort-kits/

[mountaineer]

This serves as comfort enough for your average college student.

[WingNot]

Every "Comfort Kit" should contain the following:

- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
  vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.