Trump was 'embarrassed' that Pence family was bringing pets to DC: Report

[RoosGirl]

It was kind of a man joke, I would not expect a Girl, Roos or otherwise to get it. And puppies love
me, not one puppy has ever run away. Right now 4 dogs are living at my place, 3 are homeless and
not aloud into the "big house".  The one not homeless dog is sitting right next to me and
correcting my speeling mistakes. She tries to keep her teeth clean.

Ohhh,  it's the bleep that runs away from you.  I get it now.

[Frank Cannon]

You're just saying that because you have two cats, a snake and a rabbit as pets, don't you?

One cat. We ate the other for Thanksgiving.

[jpsb]

They must be sheep, but why do they run away from you? Hey, that reminds me of a muslim joke!

Sometime you're the bat and sometime you're the ball. Looks like I'm the ball tonight.

[goodwithagun]

Sometime you're the bat and sometime you're the ball. Looks like I am the ball tonight.

Here's the joke to make you laugh a little: The Chinese did not invent the condom, the muslims did. The Chinese merely improved upon the invention by first removing the sheep's gut from the sheep.

[goodwithagun]

One cat. We ate the other for Thanksgiving.

Well, chicken does taste similar to turkey!

[RoosGirl]

One cat. We ate the other for Thanksgiving.

Is that dark meat or white meat?

[jpsb]

Here's the joke to make you laugh a little: The Chinese did not invent the condom, the muslims did. The Chinese merely improved upon the invention by first removing the sheep's gut from the sheep.

LOL

[jpsb]

One cat. We ate the other for Thanksgiving.

I am going to leave that one alone since Roos is already pissed at me.

[RoosGirl]

I am going to leave that one alone since Roos is already pissed at me.

Why would you think I'm pissed at you?  This is my happy face.

[Frank Cannon]

Is that dark meat or white meat?

She was calico so it was like eating a rainbow.

BTW cat taste just like everyone has heard........muskrat.

[RoosGirl]

She was calico so it was like eating a rainbow.

BTW cat taste just like everyone has heard........muskrat.

The Art and Science of Muskrat Cooking

https://modernfarmer.com/2014/03/art-science-muskrat-cooking/

[Frank Cannon]

The Art and Science of Muskrat Cooking

https://modernfarmer.com/2014/03/art-science-muskrat-cooking/

I would expect no other than you to have a muskrat recipe at the ready.

[RoosGirl]

I would expect no other than you to have a muskrat recipe at the ready.

A prepper must be ready for all circumstances.

[jpsb]

Why would you think I'm pissed at you?  This is my happy face.

I'm Evil is your happy face?

I am going to have to rethink our entire relationship. But the good news is my short term
memory is not very good so we will do it all over again tomorrow.

If I remember you that is.

Thank goodness Firefox remembers passwords

[RoosGirl]

I am going to have to rethink our entire relationship. But the good news is my short term
memory is not very good so we will do it all over again tomorrow.

Oh, that explains why you think we have a relationship.

[jpsb]

A prepper must be ready for all circumstances.

Pepper! I have been prepping since 1999, I still have my y2k stuff. I just can't remember where I stashed it.

[Silver Pines]

The idea of them having a pet snake seemed out of place to me until an unnamed source reported the reptile and some apples were essential to Mike and Karen's monthly ritual 'Adam and Eve Night.'

@edpc

Lol, you know, as far as I'm concerned, the fact that Pence calls his wife "Mother" is more peculiar than any of that. 

(I like snakes).

[jpsb]

Oh, that explains why you think we have a relationship.

I relate to you. You relate to me. Relationship, Yea!

[jpsb]

later all, time to do other stuff

[Silver Pines]

One cat. We ate the other for Thanksgiving.

As a cat lover:

LOL

[Cyber Liberty]

Katie Leach???  Wow!    I'd hit that!