I've always said that Texas should have a wall around all its borders.
That reminds me of a joke.
A 'Bama Fan , a OU fan and a Saxet fan were walking down the beach, they spied a glass vase in the sand. After digging it out a Genie appeared and said .."Each of you get ONE wish".
The 'Bama fan wished that all 27 National championships they claim were true. ... Granted.... the Saxet fan wished his State was surrounded by a 100 foot high impenetrable wall....... Granted, ..The OU fan wished to fill texas to the brim with water.