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Re: USA Today Warns Of ‘Chainsaw Bayonet’ AR-15 Attachments
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2017, 09:34:54 pm »
Dude... the brain juices are the "oil." Duh.

You may need to make an upward sweep, ripping the zombie in half. You'll be sorry you don't have an oiler. Jussayin.

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« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2017, 10:06:01 pm »
You may need to make an upward sweep, ripping the zombie in half. You'll be sorry you don't have an oiler. Jussayin.

Actually, I'll be sorry from carrying around 8 extra pounds of weight when my aim starts to get fatigued. No wonder you need the chainsaw for close combat.
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« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2017, 10:07:14 pm »


Much, much less dangerous than a chihuahua attachment. Those things are VICIOUS.
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Re: USA Today Warns Of ‘Chainsaw Bayonet’ AR-15 Attachments
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2017, 10:11:32 pm »
Actually, I'll be sorry from carrying around 8 extra pounds of weight when my aim starts to get fatigued. No wonder you need the chainsaw for close combat.

Yeah... I'm more of a flame-throwing tank kind of guy.... with the beer fridge and panini grill attachments

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Re: USA Today Warns Of ‘Chainsaw Bayonet’ AR-15 Attachments
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2017, 10:16:05 pm »
I disagree.  Circle gets the square.

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Re: USA Today Warns Of ‘Chainsaw Bayonet’ AR-15 Attachments
« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2017, 01:42:36 am »
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