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Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« on: October 28, 2017, 07:04:26 pm »
A 38-year-old Wisconsin man who got locked in a convenience store's beer cooler overnight didn't despair: He decided to enjoy the experience, according to police.

The man, whose name was not released, told police that he went to a Kwik Trip here to buy some beer but became trapped inside the walk-in cooler when it was locked at about 11:50 p.m. Tuesday, according to a police report. Rather than bang on the glass door to be let out, he warmed up to the idea of staying inside — where temperatures hover around 32 degrees — all night to sample the merchandise.

Read more at: http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/10/27/trapped-beer-cooler/806053001/
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2017, 07:08:41 pm »
The store should drop all charges and thank God they got away with such a low settlement for what could be a massive negligence lawsuit.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2017, 07:08:58 pm by Frank Cannon »
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2017, 07:28:00 pm »
When life hands you lemons....
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2017, 07:28:31 pm »
Next to winning the Power Ball, being locked up with cold beer would be my dream.
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2017, 07:44:07 pm »
Quote from: NavyCanDo on October 28, 2017, 07:28:31 pm
Next to winning the Power Ball, being locked up with cold beer would be my dream.

I caught this article off Facebook. Best comment - 'Some heroes don't wear capes.'
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2017, 08:27:20 pm »
A room cool enough to sleep in comfort; sounds like heaven.  Y'all can have the beer.  I'm afraid it would not be very cold the next day after I sucked all the cold out of the air.
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2017, 08:34:50 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on October 28, 2017, 08:27:20 pm
A room cool enough to sleep in comfort; sounds like heaven.  Y'all can have the beer.  I'm afraid it would not be very cold the next day after I sucked all the cold out of the air.

Some news flash. We already know you are a cold bitch.
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2017, 08:37:23 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on October 28, 2017, 08:34:50 pm
Some news flash. We already know you are a cold bitch.

Don't forget frigid and unChristian.
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2017, 08:43:15 pm »
What goes in must come out.
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2017, 08:47:14 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on October 28, 2017, 08:37:23 pm
Don't forget frigid and unChristian.

That's not the rumor I heard. Someone told me you were "Uncola in the fridge". My mistake...

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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2017, 08:51:07 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on October 28, 2017, 08:47:14 pm
That's not the rumor I heard. Someone told me you were "Uncola in the fridge". My mistake...



Hard not to be uncola in the fridge with this guy around

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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2017, 08:57:21 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on October 28, 2017, 08:51:07 pm
Hard not to be uncola in the fridge with this guy around



Good one...

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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2017, 08:58:53 pm »
Quote from: edpc on October 28, 2017, 08:43:15 pm
What goes in must come out.

Oh... That's a problem...
No wait! Empty bottles. No problem.



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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2017, 09:02:09 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on October 28, 2017, 08:58:53 pm
Oh... That's a problem...
No wait! Empty bottles. No problem.

Then you can reseal and relabel it as Bud Light.

Or Bush Light. Your choice.
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2017, 09:09:57 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on October 28, 2017, 09:02:09 pm
Then you can reseal and relabel it as Bud Light.

Or Bush Light. Your choice.

Well, if it was me... That just means I'd have to put the lids back on.  :shrug:

PBRs, Keystone... Rainier, Oly, Hamm's back in the day... Back east was Schlitz, Hileman's Old Style, or Stroh's... That's how I roll.
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2017, 10:32:51 pm »
Quote from: edpc on October 28, 2017, 08:43:15 pm
What goes in must come out.
Exactly. Look, drop the charges and I will tell you which bottles I refilled.  :nometalk:
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Re: Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2017, 01:42:26 am »
What else would you do when locked in a beer cooler ^-^
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