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This Thug Tried To Rob A Gas Station And Things Didn’t Quite Work Out
« on: October 27, 2017, 01:41:20 pm »
This Thug Tried To Rob A Gas Station And Things Didn’t Quite Work Out

October 26, 2017| by Brian Anderson

The 9/11 terrorists were able to take control of several airplanes armed only with boxcutters. This dumbass in Ohio couldn’t even steal a can of beer from a gas station with one. As you can see from the best mugshot of the week, all this would-be robber got was a face full of fists when the gas station employee knocked his ass out. Actually, he also got a free ride to jail, so it’s not all bad.

WLWT reports that on Monday 52-year-old Andre Young went to the Speedway gas station in Forest Park, OH near Cincinnati. The clerk said the man was pretending to buy a can of Milwaukee’s Best and then pulled out a boxcutter.

“We can do this the easy way or the hard way,” announced Young.

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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2017, 02:02:42 pm »
Looks to me like the black eye actually improved his appearance. 

What a loser!   :silly:
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2017, 03:01:31 pm »
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“He has five prior felony convictions for aggravated armed robbery, robbery, robbery, aggravated robbery and robbery,” said Wood.
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2017, 12:04:22 am »
I was gonna post his pic for others to... um.... enjoy... but after taking a look, forget it!
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