WALSH: 9 Tips To Avoid Being A Racist Bigot This Halloween
By Matt Walsh
10/24/17
It's important for white children to understand at a very young age that they are a cancer on the Earth and everything they do is racist. There is probably no better time to drive this into their bigoted heads than Halloween, a holiday rife with problematic potential. On that note, several articles have recently been written explaining why your daughter is essentially committing genocide if she dresses like Moana for trick or treating this year.
In case you haven't seen the film because you're racist, a quick recap: "Moana" tells the inspiring story of a spunky little Polynesian girl who saves her island and the entire world by publishing a series of feminist pamphlets decrying gendered wage disparity in the workforce. At least that's how I interpreted it, viewing it through the lens of an extremely woke individual.
Obviously, dressing as Moana for Halloween is a form of cultural appropriation because Moana isn't white. She also isn't anything, really, because she's a fictional character. But let's not get bogged down by details. In fact, an article at RaceConscious.org explains that the appropriation is all the more appropriative in this case because Moana, a film featuring a magical singing demigod and a sentient island that turns into a giant demonic beast and then back into an island again [spoiler], is "based on real history."
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