Ya gotta keep an eye on those pressure cooker nuts.
According to the police report, that one had actually been used to cook food. Hoodathunkit?
Some poor schmuck wandered into Liberal Land with a whole two firearms half of the country finds, well, ordinary. The poor fool crossed some line on the map that makes cooking utensils and ordinary firearms into the epitomy of homicidal evil. It's like stepping through a portal into The Liberal Zone.....
(doo dee dee doo...doo dee dee doo...)
Even if his record is clean and he has a ccw in his home state (Wisconsin) there's a chance he'll do hard time and become a heinous Felon just because he drove over an imaginary line on a map.