The whole point of Lyft and Uber, and the reason West Virginians were so darn excited when the Legislature made it okay for the companies to do business in the state, was that now drunks won't be driving their own cars anymore. Just call Uber!
Well, okay, just call Uber or Lyft in Morgantown if you don't mind the prospect of being raped by the (probably) non-English-speaking driver who shows up.
Good luck telling girls in a college town not to get drunk in the first place, incidentally! ^-^