I's ridiculous to think anyone would shell out their hard-earned money for her fairy tales . . .
Now, now, everyone
really knows they're shelling out their hard-earned money for her
comedy writing. ;)
Let's see . . . Hilarious Rodent Clinton has blamed for her loss . . .
Donaldus Minimus
His Excellency Obama
Bernie Sandpaper
Joe Boredom
James Comey
Jeff Sessions
Nancy Pelousy
Droopy-Drawers Bill Clinton
sexism
ageism
racism
capitalism
misogynism
rheumatism
astigmatism
bagism
ragism
dragsim
shagism
this-ism
that-ism
rhythm-ism
ism-ism
The Chicago Cubs (
How dare they up and win a World Series while I had a country to subvert!!!)
The RNC
The DNC
The CDC
TNT
TCM
PMS
HDH
cigarettes
suffragettes
The Rockettes
Disco Tex
The Sex-O-Lettes
Ministers
sinisters
banisters
canisters (
Who says you'd be happier with a Hoover)
bishops
fishwraps
rabbis
Popeyes
revolution
evolution
masturbation
flagellation
regulation (
You can't use regulation against me! Only I can use regulation against you!)
integrations
mediations
meditations
John & Yoko
Eric Clapton
Klaus Voorman
Timmy Leary
Rosemary
Tommy Smothers
Bobby Dylan
Norman Mailer
Tricky Dickson
Hare Krishna
and The Right Rev. Dr. Billy Sol Hargis . . .
(Well, and with apologies to the John Lennon,
somebody had to do it . . . )