Rule 1: No poofters.
Rule 2: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.
Rule 3: No poofters.
Rule 4: I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
Rule 5: No poofters.
Rule 6: There is no rule six.
Rule 7: No poofters.