Another issue: their mascot is large clam.
Speedy the Geoduck? You've got to be kidding me.
Oh good Lawd! Their "fight song"
Go, Geoducks go,
Through the mud and the sand,
let's go.
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.
Go, Geoducks go,
Stretch your necks when the tide
is low
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.