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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #50 on: August 30, 2017, 07:27:23 pm »
https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/902331820745924610/photo/1

Clymer's wearing a very nice, tasteful Tiara in his profile picture.  The boy's a master of understatement.
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« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2017, 07:32:32 pm »
I was sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos the other day when Osteen came on TV.  I thought to myself, self...there is something wrong with that boy.  What is his act.  Televangelist.  Tony Robbins wannabe?   

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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2017, 09:18:12 pm »
Clymer's wearing a very nice, tasteful Tiara in his profile picture.  The boy's a master of understatement.
Yeah, he's on fire. (and we all know what a "clymer" is, right? http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/clymer
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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2017, 09:24:39 pm »
Yeah, he's on fire. (and we all know what a "clymer" is, right? http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/clymer

Is that Adam Clymer's spawn?
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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2017, 10:34:04 pm »
Is that Adam Clymer's spawn?
Dunno, but it is an odd screen name unless it is his name.
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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2017, 11:04:44 pm »
Dunno, but it is an odd screen name unless it is his name.

He may have named himself after his most favorite part of his body.  J/S.
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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #56 on: August 31, 2017, 12:41:37 am »
We've got to be very careful of envy.

uh huh

I sure don't envy his final destination.

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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #57 on: August 31, 2017, 12:43:05 am »
I'd never heard of Joel Osteen until I began reading this thread...  ;)

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« Reply #58 on: August 31, 2017, 12:50:51 am »
I'd never heard of Joel Osteen until I began reading this thread...  ;)

He and his ilk drive me.

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« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2017, 12:56:55 am »
He and his ilk drive me.

The devil's lube?

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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #60 on: August 31, 2017, 01:10:38 am »
The devil's lube?

I didn't understand until I was 11 years old.

To follow Christ.

It is the easiest thing to do.

How could people not understand?

Then it hit when I was 11.

They DO understand.

They just don't care.

No matter how much they say they do.

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« Reply #61 on: August 31, 2017, 01:15:25 am »
I didn't understand until I was 11 years old.

To follow Christ.

It is the easiest thing to do.

How could people not understand?

Then it hit when I was 11.

They DO understand.

They just don't care.

No matter how much they say they do.

So, Fred, are you saying  a pineapple shoved  up Osteens ass daily at 3pm with glob of spit to lube him up  is out...or pnly out in the after life?
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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #62 on: August 31, 2017, 01:31:11 am »
So, Fred, are you saying  a pineapple shoved  up Osteens ass daily at 3pm with glob of spit to lube him up  is out...or pnly out in the after life?

I don't care how he enjoys his afternoons.

He is worse than the ones who strap on bombs and blow up crowds of people, imo.
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« Reply #63 on: August 31, 2017, 01:35:34 am »
I don't care how he enjoys his afternoons.

He is worse than the ones who strap on bombs and blow up crowds of people, imo.

I agree.   :beer:

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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #64 on: August 31, 2017, 01:38:16 am »
He and his ilk drive me.

I registered my opinion of the man early on this thread and have refrained from further comment until now but at this point I must add that it is our absolutely insane tax code that empowers him and all others like him!
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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #65 on: August 31, 2017, 01:41:23 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYgRKHrmrM8

Woke up this mornin', turned on my t.v. set.
There in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget.
This man was preachin' at me, layin' on the charm
Askin' me for twenty, with ten-thousand on his arm.
He wore designer clothing, and a big smile on his face
Sellin' me salvation while they sang Amazing Grace.
Askin' me for money, when he had all the signs of wealth.
I almost wrote a check out, but then I asked myself.

Would He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a fancy car?
Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a star?
If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know
Could ya tell me, would Jesus wear a Rolex on His television show?

Would Jesus be political if He came back to earth?
Have His second home in Palm Springs, but try to hide His worth?
Take money from those poor folks, when He comes back again,
And admit He's talked to all those preachers who say they've been a talkin' to Him?

Just ask ya' self, would He wear a pinky ring,
Would He drive a fancy car?
Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a star?
If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know:
Could ya tell me, would Jesus wear a Rolex,
Would Jesus wear a Rolex
Would Jesus wear a Rolex
On His television show?
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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #66 on: August 31, 2017, 01:42:08 am »
I registered my opinion of the man early on this thread and have refrained from further comment until now but at this point I must add that it is our absolutely insane tax code that empowers him and all others like him!

A more specific  500 Internal Server Error--501(c) Internal Revenue Service Error.
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« Reply #67 on: August 31, 2017, 01:43:11 am »
A more specific  500 Internal Server Error--501(c) Internal Revenue Service Error.

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« Reply #68 on: August 31, 2017, 01:43:36 am »
A more specific  500 Internal Server Error--501(c) Internal Revenue Service Error.

Precisely!    888high58888
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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #69 on: August 31, 2017, 01:44:02 am »
I registered my opinion of the man early on this thread and have refrained from further comment until now but at this point I must add that it is our absolutely insane tax code that empowers him and all others like him!

Take him and his 1 percenter church and shove it. 

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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #70 on: August 31, 2017, 01:51:28 am »
I'd never heard of Joel Osteen until I began reading this thread...  ;)

No?

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« Reply #72 on: August 31, 2017, 02:14:24 am »
He's real purdy.

Yup..

Osteen is a smarmy little rat bastard pretty boy with fake Hair and store teeth and smile who parades around in thousand dollar suits enriching himself off of others in the business of religion.  He's a con man.  A fake. A phony.

Other than that I'm sure he's a fine upstanding young man with good intentions and a heart made of other peoples gold.

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Re: Joel Osteen shuts megachurch amid flooding crisis
« Reply #73 on: August 31, 2017, 02:21:09 am »
I was sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos the other day when Osteen came on TV.  I thought to myself, self...there is something wrong with that boy.  What is his act.  Televangelist.  Tony Robbins wannabe?
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« Reply #74 on: August 31, 2017, 02:24:13 am »
Sorry Brother.  Was it the cheetos?