Sheriff Joe Arpaio is no conservative and no hero, no matter what President Trump says

[TomSea]

Did Trump actually call him a conservative and hero? I assume he did; but all I know is about the pardon and as someone in the media was saying if they pardon Bradley Manning or even a number of prisoners in for dealing drugs as Obama pardoned, at the least, Sheriff Joe deserves a pardon.

[Cyber Liberty]

Did Trump actually call him a conservative and hero? I assume he did; but all I know is about the pardon and as someone in the media was saying if they pardon Bradley Manning or even a number of prisoners in for dealing drugs as Obama pardoned, at the least, Sheriff Joe deserves a pardon.

Trump likely called him a hero, but he never would have called him a "conservative."  That would have needlessly politicized the Pardon.  And, has need said a few times on this thread, if the accusations made in the original post been true, there were a number of Arpaio enemies who could have run with it.  A Democrat Attorney General (Napolitano).  A Democrat Governor (also Napolitano). A County Attorney who hated his guts (Romley).  They didn't.

The dog did not bark, nor hunt.

[Wingnut]

I remember hearing about the so-called refusal or negligence to investigate some of those crimes before.  Perhaps if one is really interested, one can find previous articles on those.

You would be interested in a colonoscopy if it determined your shit didn't stink.

[driftdiver]

You would be interested in a colonoscopy if it determined your shit didn't stink.

Colonoscopy...thats an awful big word for you.

[Wingnut]

Colonoscopy...thats an awful big word for you.

If you ever had it come around the bend...you not only could spell it...put you could feel it.

[driftdiver]

If you ever had it come around the bend...you not only could spell it...put you could feel it.

My first guess was gin but no I think you're more a vodka guy

[Wingnut]

My first guess was gin but no I think you're more a vodka guy

Dripping Springs.  Tito's sucks...

But I digress...  Where do we go from here?

[corbe]

   @Wingnut   
Dripping Springs is great stuff in the afternoon, Tito's is great for Mouthwash in the morning.

[Wingnut]

   @Wingnut   
Dripping Springs is great stuff in the afternoon, Tito's is great for Mouthwash in the morning.

You know Corbe,  I thought long and hard on how to respond to that....All I can say is you really need to find better women at the bars to take home.

[corbe]

   Obviously you've never read the Health Warning on a bottle of Tito's, it cures everything but bubonic plague.  Yes, I need to be more careful at closing time but when it's just me and her or the bartender, I tend to gravitate to the female species, no matter what.

[skeeter]

   Obviously you've never read the Health Warning on a bottle of Tito's, it cures everything but bubonic plague.  Yes, I need to be more careful at closing time but when it's just me and her or the bartender, I tend to gravitate to the female species, no matter what.

Since Titos is handmade, like Wingnuts love life, it can also cure such last call dilemmas.

[Wingnut]

   Obviously you've never read the Health Warning on a bottle of Tito's, it cures everything but bubonic plague.  Yes, I need to be more careful at closing time but when it's just me and her or the bartender, I tend to gravitate to the female species, no matter what.

@Cobie I don't know know gravity works in your universe...But, I'll watch,  if you want.   I know you would do the same for me!   

[RoosGirl]

   Obviously you've never read the Health Warning on a bottle of Tito's, it cures everything but bubonic plague.  Yes, I need to be more careful at closing time but when it's just me and her or the bartender, I tend to gravitate to the female species, no matter what.

Dearest, you must start believing in quality over quantity.

[Wingnut]

Dearest, you must start believing in quality over quantity.

Honey, He couldn't get laid if he was the last man on earth and a goat was running away...

[corbe]

   Please stop yall, my love life is disastrous enough without the reminder of discussion here, can we get back to what an azzhole the sheriff is or not?

[Wingnut]

   Please stop yall, my love life is disastrous enough without the reminder of discussion here, can we get back to what an azzhole the sheriff is or not?

Not until you wear Pink shorts and do the dance. 

[aligncare]

That's right. Joe Arpaio is not a hero. He's just a guy trying to do his job in a PC addled America.

[Wingnut]

That's right. Joe Arpaio is not a hero. He's just a guy trying to do his job in a PC addled America.

 

[Cyber Liberty]

That's right. Joe Arpaio is not a hero. He's just a guy trying to do his job in a PC addled America.

Joe never claimed to be a hero.  He just did his job, and before he was a Sheriff those were some pretty difficult circumstances.  Imagine being a DEA agent in Mexico city.  He did that.

[RoosGirl]

Not until you wear Pink shorts and do the dance.

The Truffle Shuffle?

[Wingnut]

The Truffle Shuffle?

Green Apple Two Step.

[InHeavenThereIsNoBeer]

Wow.  This thread is going... somewhere.

I just refrained myself from replying to three posts with references to George Carlin's sex life, penicillin (which I totally don't know how to spell), and voyeurism (had to look that one up, too, I might need to get out more).

To keep this thread on topic, please refrain from replies complimenting me on the proper use of the Oxford comma.  I know it's right. You know it's right. 

[Cyber Liberty]

Green Apple Two Step.

Some day, when the time is right, I'll regale you all with a story about the pink underwear, involving my ex-wife and Joe's jail.  It's a hoot.

[anubias]

I just refrained myself from replying to three posts with references to George Carlin's sex life, penicillin (which I totally don't know how to spell), and voyeurism (had to look that one up, too, I might need to get out more).

To keep this thread on topic, please refrain from replies complimenting me on the proper use of the Oxford comma.  I know it's right. You know it's right.

Comma after "too" is wrong.  Capitalization.  Period should be an innie not an outie.   

[Wingnut]

Some day, when the time is right, I'll regale you all with a story about the pink underwear, involving my ex-wife and Joe's jail.  It's a hoot.

Bookmarked...  with prejudice.