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Offline Machiavelli

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Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« on: August 07, 2017, 10:30:28 pm »
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In the wake of Donald Trump's election, people struggled to figure out how to cope – and some found the answer was as simple as human touch
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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2017, 11:24:28 pm »

A highly appropriate article, for this site.

On three, #nevertrumpers give yourselves a Great Big Group Hug !! one, two three.....&*()%$#@+?
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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2017, 11:34:28 pm »
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@Machiavelli

"That is the thing that changes the most lives," Wyatt says earlier. "Take the whole touch thing away, teaching people that they have choice over their body, they've never seen it before, they've never experienced it."

"...or for older virgins to practice touch in a safe environment."

"A significant number of those seeking professional cuddling services have experienced abuse, and some see in Trump qualities that remind them of past trauma. Three days after the election, Anastasia Allington, a professional cuddler in Austin, Texas, had a session with a client who was bereft and frequently broke into tears. Another scheduled a cuddle session on Election Day in order to alleviate the anxiety he was already experiencing around the campaign."

"At times, the cuddle party Wyatt leads in Venice turns silent. Along one wall, participants sit stacked snugly in between another person's legs, one person using another's body as a support pillow; in the middle of the room is a spooning train; others sit side-by-side coloring. Just as touch is optional, so is speaking."

Okay then.  Well, this all bodes well for the nation. doesn't it.

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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2017, 11:35:38 pm »
A highly appropriate article, for this site.

On three, #nevertrumpers give yourselves a Great Big Group Hug !! one, two three.....&*()%$#@+?

@truth_seeker, I'm genuinely sorry for you.  Your guy won.  I hope one day soon you can be happy instead of obsessed and bitter.

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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2017, 11:45:56 pm »
@truth_seeker, I'm genuinely sorry for you.  Your guy won.  I hope one day soon you can be happy instead of obsessed and bitter.

Actually I am neither obsessed or bitter. I am glad Trump won, for the sake of the country.

Your concern is deeply appreciated. I do this for entertainment BTW.



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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2017, 12:36:24 am »
Actually I am neither obsessed or bitter. I am glad Trump won, for the sake of the country.

Your concern is deeply appreciated. I do this for entertainment BTW.

@truth_seeker

It would be nice if you acted like it.


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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2017, 01:24:56 pm »
@truth_seeker

It would be nice if you acted like it.
And if he was better at it.

But hey, I'm only trolling him for the entertainment.  *****rollingeyes*****

Anyway…
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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2017, 12:04:30 am »
And if he was better at it.

But hey, I'm only trolling him for the entertainment.  *****rollingeyes*****

Anyway…

@jmyrlefuller

Lol, no kidding.

Btw, that's your best avatar pic yet.

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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2017, 10:48:40 pm »
@jmyrlefuller

Lol, no kidding.

Btw, that's your best avatar pic yet.

Get serious!

Expression looks like someone who has secrets buried in his basement.   




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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2017, 03:40:35 am »
   I've been prone to Thank the wonderful woman I share my bed with but apparently my gratefulness has been misplaced.
   Thank You President Trump, I'm cuddling more now.



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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2017, 11:26:18 am »
If you want cuddling, please consider going to your local animal shelter and bringing home a best friend to cuddle with and give a forever home to.

I've always gotten happiness from dogs and cats and they do help to lower your blood pressure too.
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Re: Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2017, 11:23:56 pm »
If you want cuddling, please consider going to your local animal shelter and bringing home a best friend to cuddle with and give a forever home to.

I've always gotten happiness from dogs and cats and they do help to lower your blood pressure too.
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