We Must Elect Senator Kid Rock.... Kurt Schlichter

[mystery-ak]

We Must Elect Senator Kid Rock
Kurt Schlichter
7/20/2017 12:01:00 AM - Kurt Schlichter

The news that Southern-fried rock/rapper Kid Rock will be running for some timeserving Dem hack’s Senate seat in Michigan should make every normal American smile and spill a 40 to his homies. The future Senator Rock deserves your eager support for two critical reasons: First, it will drive the liberals insane. Second, it will make George Will and the rest of Team Fredocon soil themselves.

“Kid Rock? Oh, well I never!” You simpering sissies. I’ll take his nasty stringy mop and torn wife beater over your preferred weasels’ coiffed politician/newscaster hair and Gucci loafers.

No, he didn’t go to some Ivy League snob factory and all he’s got to rely on are attitude, common sense, and a love of actual Americans (especially our troops). But wait - you want “conservatism.” A fat lot of good your version of conservatism’s done us. It’s always waiting up there ahead, just after the next election cycle, and in the meantime, we’ll compromise and make some more excuses.

No, we’re past voting for the ideology. Now we’re ready to vote for the id.

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We Must Elect Senator Kid Rock
Kurt Schlichter
7/20/2017 12:01:00 AM - Kurt Schlichter

The news that Southern-fried rock/rapper Kid Rock will be running for some timeserving Dem hack’s Senate seat in Michigan should make every normal American smile and spill a 40 to his homies. The future Senator Rock deserves your eager support for two critical reasons: First, it will drive the liberals insane. Second, it will make George Will and the rest of Team Fredocon soil themselves.

“Kid Rock? Oh, well I never!” You simpering sissies. I’ll take his nasty stringy mop and torn wife beater over your preferred weasels’ coiffed politician/newscaster hair and Gucci loafers.

No, he didn’t go to some Ivy League snob factory and all he’s got to rely on are attitude, common sense, and a love of actual Americans (especially our troops). But wait - you want “conservatism.” A fat lot of good your version of conservatism’s done us. It’s always waiting up there ahead, just after the next election cycle, and in the meantime, we’ll compromise and make some more excuses.

No, we’re past voting for the ideology. Now we’re ready to vote for the id.

[Cripplecreek]

No, we’re past voting for the ideology. Now we’re ready to vote for the id.

Nothing like taking pride in the complete abandonment of reason.

Plus, unless Schlichter has moved to Michigan, there's no "we" about it.

[jmyrlefuller]

Vote Kid Rock. Why? To troll people.

That's what our elected offices have become, hasn't it? Seats to be used as pawns to troll people.

No wonder our country's in the crapper.

[Cripplecreek]

Vote Kid Rock. Why? To troll people.

That's what our elected offices have become, hasn't it? Seats to be used as pawns to troll people.

No wonder our country's in the crapper.

I happen to like Kid Rock and think he's far superior to Donald Trump both as a man and as an American but still well below what we need in office if we intend to see effective legislation.

Unfortunately these clowns have abandoned reason and now just want celebrities who will be as aggressively obnoxious as possible. Its why we have names like Kid Rock, Duane (The Rock) Johnson, and Bruce (Kaitlin) Jenner all talking about running for office as republicans. Clearly the goal is to destroy the GOP which  leads to the question of why not destroy the democrats instead? After all, the democrats will be the beneficiaries of GOP destruction.

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https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2017/07/20/we-must-elect-senator-kid-rock-n2356950

In case anyone cares to read it.

[Frank Cannon]

Kid Rock as an elected official is an outrage. The Senate should be reserved for serious men and woman like Portman, Collins, McLame, Murkowski, Corker.

[truth_seeker]

Most certainly we simply cannot have entertainers in elected offices. Their principles are not high enough.

Plus, there is no more room left, on the pedestal

[jmyrlefuller]

I think some of you are missing my point. Kid Rock could be a great senator. There may be many good reasons to vote for him. Trolling, however, is not one of them, and it certainly isn't a reason that should supersede all others.

The other reason is that "well, those RINOs didn't do what they say, so **** it, let's troll vote just to make those ivory-tower people's heads explode. He might just be as much of a worthless piece of crap as the others, but hey, he's OUR piece of crap!" That'll accomplish a lot. /sarc

Schlichter is useless, if not harmful.

[truth_seeker]

In the words of Rod Stewart, "Every Picture Tells a Story"